A list of puns related to "Role Models"
How cute is that? So I slipped it into my pocket and took it home to show my kids.
They're really the kind of people you can look up to
edit: What's the difference between my good-for-nothing son, and a basketball player? A basketball player gets payed to lay up all day.
I totally believe in parenting similar to Calvin's father. As such, when my 6 year old son came to me and asked me why his index finger was shorter than his middle, I rationally explained to him that it had to be shorter because he'd poke his brain when he picked his nose.
It's been 3 weeks and he still believes me. :D
... and you still hate him now. But now he's an official resident of Florida and I may see him differently now. I've seen a lot of hate thrown his way, but this guy is a consistent winner and an overachiever. That's what the people who support him love about him. Yes, there have been some scandals. Yes, there have been some lies and maybe a few times he's twisted the truth to make himself look better. He's out there everyday proving those haters wrong time after time. Call it jealously, call it envy. Some people just can't handle how successful he is and how much money he has. They could even be jealous that he's got a hot, foreign model as his wife. You may not have wanted him in this role, but he's there now and there is nothing you or I can do about it. I know it'll possibly get worse over the next several days, but like him or not, Tom Brady is turning things around in Tampa Bay.
Almost everyone looks up to me. Being a role model to that many people is a lot of weight for one to carry on their shoulders.
Just witnessed the greatest dad joke of all time. This woman was about to leave the grocery store with a full cart. All of a sudden this older man runs over and says βlet me open the door for youβ. He walks in front of the automatic door, waves his hand to open it and proudly walks away as it opens automatically. He is my role model in life.
He's become a real role model for me
Watching the Vesely vs. Berdych match, both are from the Czech Republic.
Dad: well I guess he's playing his Czech mate
This man is my role model
Edit: spelling
After a piano recital my mom and dad start talking about me being a role model Mom: you know, all these younger kids really look up to him when he plays Dad: well of course, he is taller Mom: ... Dad: ohh how do I do it every day
"But not on me"
He wasn't a very good role model.
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