Cooking a roast chicken in the oven but the potatoes aren't ready

They needed another ten minutes

My mum commented" That won't do the chicken any harm"

I responded with...

"It's already dead"

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📅︎ May 15 2020
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TIFU by ordering a Roast Beef instead of a Chicken Teriyaki sandwich.

Oops, wrong sub.

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👤︎ u/Allgen
📅︎ Nov 24 2019
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I’m proud of myself (title was roast chicken)
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📅︎ Feb 27 2019
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How do you roast a chicken?

Yo mama so fat, she couldn’t even cross the road!

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📅︎ Jan 26 2019
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What did the dad say when he apprehended the man who stole a roast chicken from a supermarket?

There's no such thing as a poultry crime! (Stolen from a hero dad in country Australia http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/give-me-the-bloody-chicken-hero-dad-thwarts-chook-thief-outside-coles-20180109-h0fl5g.html )

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👤︎ u/Cloverface
📅︎ Jan 09 2018
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I got some good tips on how to spice my roast chicken

I guess you could say it was....sage advice.

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Why did the roasted chicken cross the road?

To see the funny side

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👤︎ u/MartinBirk
📅︎ Oct 09 2019
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Roasting a chicken

My 20 yo daughter cooked a whole chicken for dinner. She asked, "How's it look?"

I replied, "Fowl."

She just groaned.

P.S. Dinner was great!

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👤︎ u/MikeLinPA
📅︎ Jun 11 2014
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Every single sunday

Every Sunday, my family gathers at Sunday dinner (England here) and we have a roast. More often than not, we have roast chicken. We know it's coming, we expect it, yet still we think that maybe, just maybe, this will be the week that my dad doesn't tell THE joke.

My mum serves the food and asks "who wants a piece of chicken?" Then comes the response from my dad.

"I don't like chicken. It's fowl." He then proceeds to eat most of the chicken, while laughing to himself.

I wouldn't have it any other way.

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