Beast-Man gets off a revenge pun. youtu.be/gmfzKotk2hE?t=64…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noumenon72
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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It kinda spoils the ending of Revenge of the Sith once you realize...

they're not called the Order of the Jelive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saeldaug
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Why should you give someone ice cream when you want revenge?

Because revenge is a dish best served cold

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Sweet revenge:) (also the edit is because I had to translate the message so sorry about that)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnderJus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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"Ho, ho, ho," the jolly bastard mused, unaware I'd been slinking in the shadows for days, ready to unleash my revenge. I'd memorized his patterns, followed his every move, and had set the perfect trap. Down the chimney, ensnared by my noose, and left hanging above the fireplace; I got what I wanted.

A Christmas stalking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeromocles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Whoever you are, I will plot a revenge in your garden...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/grumpy_ass
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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What do you call a revenge seeking crustacean?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WOW_incredible
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2018
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What’s the German word for revenge?

A Reichening

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MCready419
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Got revenge on my dad

Dad: so what do you want for dinner?

Me: food

It is super lame but understand my satisfaction. He used that joke so many times lately

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Moral of the story: living well is the best revenge

Once upon a time, there was a small desert village with a single well on the outskirts of the town. One morning, a woman went to the well to fetch water for the day. The lady was crying and the well heard this. A voice came from the well and asked β€œwhat’s wrong?”

The lady stopped sobbing and asked the well, in utter disbelief, β€œyou can talk?”

β€œYes” the well said, β€œlong ago, the witch living in this town gave life to me so I could protect the towns people”

β€œAlas” the woman said, β€œI am the daughter of that witch. She lived in peace with the town for many years, but the new mayor, who is a violent and hateful man, riled the townspeople up against her. The town burnt my mom at the stake! I am still young and do not know much magic. I tried to curse the town, but failed, and now I fear I may never avenge my mother.”

β€œDo not be afraid” the well said, β€œI will take care of this.”

The next morning the mayor was going to the well to fetch water when he heard an odd noise. He peered over the edge to look down as far as he could when an impossibly long arm shot up at him. The arm grabbed the mayor and dragged him down into the depths of the well. There was a horrible crunching sound and the mayor was never seen again. The townsfolk apologized to the witch’s daughter and everyone lived happily ever after.

See moral above for the pun...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManGood2002
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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My psychiatrist told me I have a problem with wanting revenge

We’ll see about that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patmcheese
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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Got revenge on my Dad.

So my Dad and I were on the highway, after travelling for a couple hours, he said that he was hungry. My response? "Hi hungry, I'm Samdaman222, but there's a Big Mack". Pointing to the truck that was just passing.

I was happy with the joke being a double whopper.

Edit: Grammar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samdaman222
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2014
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Son Gets Revenge

One day, a son walks into the living room and says, "I'm hungry."

The Dad says with a grin on his face, "Hi, Hungry! I'm Dad."

The son groans and walks away. About 15 minutes later the son walks back into the room and says, "Dad, I'm are you hungry?"

Again with that same stupid grin on his face, the Dad says, "Hi, are you hungry? I'm Dad."

As soon as he said it, the Dad realized his mistake and the son was never hungry again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DozenRoses
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2016
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Dadjoke revenge from my daughter

Whenever she sneezes I say "achoo!". This morning she sneezed twice, so I said "achoo" twice. She said "no dad, you mean achtwo, because I sneezed twice!"

I guess she's getting her revenge. She'll make a fine dad one day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanSpice
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2015
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Revenge
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IrishLaaaaaaaaad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2014
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Revenge is a dish best served cold. Revenge is also sweet.

In other words, revenge is ice cream.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ethan_Roberts123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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You know why they say revenge is best served cold?

Because it's just ice.

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