What do you call it when all your mother's sisters gather at a funeral to avenge your death?

Vigil aunties.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shoppingcartoast
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Why is the Justice League better than the Avengers?

It's Marvel-less

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ggd_x
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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I bought my kids Avengers action figures for Christmas so I don’t have to sit and build.

They were already assembled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaulFromTheParty
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Which Avenger is best at getting rid of Wrinkles?

Iron Man :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pizza4greatergood
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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My son hates my dadjokes. This just happened: we were watching Marvel Avengers and I said, "why is he called Thor ? He shouldn't be". My son asked why not.

"He should be called Hi-Ki. Because he is Lo-Ki's elder brother".
He nearly cried.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagnetCarter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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After the events of Avengers: Endgame, Professor Hulk opened a custom woodworking business

It was called Bruce Banisters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllanCD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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Avengers: Infiknity War [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pununciation
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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Wanna see an Avengers Endgame spoiler?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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How did Chris Hemsworth feel after he started working out for the new Avengers movie?

Thor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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All the Avengers got into a lift

But only one couldn’t get out of it.

It was Tony Stuck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foxtailavenger
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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Avengers: Infinity Car
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doctordoom55
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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Why are the Avengers so good with tools?

They’re always assembling

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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Need help on Avengers and Medical related pun

doing some last minute marketing, anyone can provide me medical related avengers/marvel pun? no matter how bad it is

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jakka_Jakka
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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Avengers: AD Game [ OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pununciation
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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Man people have a really short attention span for Avengers: Endgame

Its only a twenty second movie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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Avengers: Infinity War is the perfect holiday movie...

...for Ash Wednesday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/politterateur
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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Which Avenger is the best gardener?

The Hulk, because he has a green thumb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/landracer2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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a cow decided to fight the avengers

Ebony Mawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeww

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captainzx
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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I was really confused when Avengers: Endgame went on for longer than a minute.

"Twenty second film in the MCU" my ass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nine_legged_stool
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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*Leaked* Avengers 4 Trailer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/explofingjelly54
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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I'm glad I was able to get my Avengers tickets right when they went on sale this morning.

Half the seats have already been snapped up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeseheadDave
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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Someone asked me if Chris Hemsworth plays a villain in the Avengers movies. I said no...

Thor, he's a jolly good fellow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elveri
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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I'm going to cash in on the success of 'Avengers: Infinity War' by opening up a comics themed sandwich shop...

It'll be called Soup or Hero.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DefenestrateYou
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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I believe the Avengers 4 title will be Avengers: Blindness

Because they lost their Vision

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProfessorMurica
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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I finally went to see Avengers: Endgame yesterday

It was about time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magondrago
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Uncle Ben would probably never discourage Peter from becoming an Avenger.

...but his Aunt May

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmaniak
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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Although Thanos is powerful, the Avengers still beat him

In a snap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ayyyyysdf165
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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Each Avenger on average can only have about 10 minutes of screen time.

That's a little mean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttengine
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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What do you call Avengers who do math?

"Averagers"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vishal_m
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2018
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Who the most trustworthy Avenger?

The Credible Hulk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NINJAQKk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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So one of the Avengers was shrunk, when asked if it was painful he replied,...

..."No, but I'm a little Thor."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evilmd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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Which Avenger is in a hurry?

Black Widow. Shes Russian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacob_wallace
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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Look out...a new Avenger is on its way!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yakdehi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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What do the Avengers shout when hitting a shot in golf?

Thor!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TannedCroissant
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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(#spoiler)The Avengers are pretty much going to be fighting blind after Infinity War.

Because they lost their Vision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimedbystander
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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Cat-tain America the furriest Avenger imgur.com/LmuE952
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Avengers Christmas Cards imgur.com/a/uzRlS
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shatonamime
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2013
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The avengers went for an audition

And received ten nos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guy_who_post
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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Daredevil wasn't in Avengers: Infinity War because he can't work with Vision
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZachRyder
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2018
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My dad is a big fan of Marvel comics, and we were watching the latest Avengers. He kept saying "Thanos is going crazy son, just watch it...

... he will snap anytime now."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Capetoider
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2018
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Who was the main character of the Summer at the Beach spinoff of the Avengers?

Tan-os.

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Who is the best gardener on the Avengers?

Hulk, he has a green thumb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scoob1978
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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