Accidentally parked in a 'reserved for witches' spot.
When I got back there was a note on my windshield that said "you will be toad."
You know why there’s no reserved parking at golf clubs?
Because everyone has a handicap
I went to the veterinarian hospital the other day and was surprised to see that they had a small room reserved just to treat diving birds.
My wife was a captain in the Army Reserve. She told me she had a promotion and asked me to attend the ceremony. I don’t know much about the Army,
...but I understand this promotion was a major ordeal.
I couldn't get a reservation at the library.
They were completely booked.
Called my local restaurant for reservation. Hey are you guys open for reservations? They replied four to nine today
Looks like they are too busy today
I tried to make a reservation at the school library. The librarian say I couldn't.
They were completely booked.
Told my daughter I was unable to make reservations at the library..
They were completely booked
She won’t talk to me
It's impossible to get a reservation in the library.
They are always fully booked.
I had reservations about getting a hand transplant initially...
Afterwards, I felt differently.
I just tried to make reservations at the library...
I couldn’t get one though. They were fully booked
I couldn't reserve a seat in library. Turns out they were...
If you call a restaurant on a Native American reservation and don’t feel so certain about it...
then you’re having a reservation reservation reservation.
My Dad and I went to a 5-star hotel. Hostess: Do you have reservations?
Dad: No, I am confident that I want to eat here
What do you call second thoughts about plans to visit a Native American sanctuary?
A reservation reservation reservation
I know a really great joke about the Army Reserve and National Guard...
But it only works one weekend out of the month.
I parked my car next to a frog reserve...
Apparently it’s illegal so my car got toad away.
Restaurant reservation
My dad just said the next time we go to a restaurant we should say we’re dinner party of 5, then when we get called show up with just the four of us and say, “we’re not as hungry anymore we waited a bit”
I’m sorry sir no more reservations
A man walks into a hotel and says 'I have reservations'
The guy at reception says 'let me put your fears to rest'.
My daughter asked me where I wanted to work. I said "The Federal Reserve."
She asked "Why?". I said "I want to make money."
My little nephew just asked why skydivers only have a single reserve parachute.
I said, if they had more than two they wouldn't be called pair-o-chutes.
TIL that sea-faring pirates were quite progressive in their labor practices, reserving a portion of their loot into an early sort of worker's comp, paying for peg-legs and hooks.
They weren't big fans of arrrbitration.
While checking in at the hotel: desk person asks if we have reservations, Dad says “we did, but we came anyway”
At O&B with Dad. Hostess: 'Do you have reservations?'
Dad: 'No. I'm confident I want to eat here.'
I wanted to make a reservation for a table at the library today...
Too bad they were completely booked
My buddy works at a restaurant on a Native American reservation.
My first job was at a Navajo reservation, running power lines to all of the outhouses
I wired a head for a reservation.
Wife: "What are you making for dinner tonight, honey?"
I took my dad to a nice restaurant.
The hostess asked us if we had a reservation. Without missing, a beat my dad said, “No, I am fully confident I want to eat here.“
The hotel I work at got a huge reservation today
250 chessmasters for some huge tournament. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I have to listen to chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
I tried to reserve an appointment at the library.
What banking system do birds use?
I walked into a restaurant for dinner and the hostess asked if i had any reservations.
To which i replied, “no, I’m pretty sure i want to eat here”.
I couldn't get a reservation at the library
They were completely booked
I couldn't reserve a seat in library. Turns out they were...
i tried to make reservations at the library,
but they we're completely booked.
I couldn't get a reservation at the library...
I wasn't able to make reservations at the library. You see they're...
I wasn't able to make reservations at the library,
they're completely booked.
Tried making reservations at the library
But they're all booked up
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