Why should you write “republican” in lower case?
Because they don’t deserve to be anywhere near the capital.
Whether you are Democrat or Republican, I think we can all agree on one thing.
The election results have been un-presidented.
Why wouldn't the Republicans impeach Donald Trump?
They insist on bringing a baby to full term.
If Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII was involved with politics, he’d be a republican.
He’s all right wing.
I used to only pass gas on Democrats, but now I pass gas on Republicans too.
I guess that makes me bifartisan.
Why did she break up with the staunch republican?
Because he had to be always right.
In light of the recently release video of the democrats vs republicans asking why they are holding off the vote
What did the democrat say to the republican at the dinner?
Will you pass the bill already?!
Why do Republicans all use apple products?
Because they're not PC
Why are there no republican scientists?
It requires you to make educated guesses
I survey election habits of Democrats. My friend surveys election habits of Republicans.
We're poller opposites.
Why are Republican glasses cheaper than others?
Because they don't believe in Progressive lenses.
Democrats thought Republicans took the low road, so they took the highway.
What is a republican president's favorite weapon?
A Reagun.
If Republicans try to push through a bill related to the keystone pipeline, they should call it the Gasoline Alternative Source act
Because I want to hear a news anchor say "Today republicans tried to pass G.A.S., but Obama blocked the move with a veto."
Why are Republicans persuading people to stop slicing their parmesan cheese?
Because they want to make America grate again.
What happened when a Republican became commissioner of the NBA?
He removed free throws
My Republican mom's voting for the Irish candidate...
Marc O'Rubio.
Why did the Czech Republican's neighbor never join him for his early-morning run?
He was slo-wakian'.
