Now it has no friends.
It's unbearable!
A repellant
They only had the Off brand.
He's calling it Tenacious DEET.
I guess he would have to start from scratch.
Very condescending
Glances at his watch, taps it, keeps walking and says "Still ticking. What a scam"
On a daily/hourly basis he reels them off. It's amazing. He also photoshops pictures (using Microsoft Paint, because he likes the challenge) of himself into various ridiculous and punny situations that might be the most comically genius things I've ever seen. If you're interested I'll find some for you guys.
You can tell the gender of an ant by dropping it in water. If it sinks it's a girl ant. If it floats it's boy ant.
A man is sprinkling a powder all over the streets, when a policeman walks up to him and asks what on earth he is doing. The man replies saying keeping the elephants away of course! It's elephant repellent!
The officer replies, don't be absurd, there are no elephants here. The man replies saying then it must be working!
Now he’ll never have friends!
