Now I've got Too Much Thyme on My Hands.
Repeat
Pete takes a few too many shots and gets sent home in a cab, Pete gets into a fight and taken to the drunk tank for the night.. who's left?
Repeat.
... Pete, Pete and repeat walk into a bar...
Groom: After me..
Priest, looking at bride: Is he serious?
Bride: No, his name is Mike.
It's the only way to parrot.
I think I have a Cocaine addiction.
would that give you a colon oz copy?
A Gecho
Because then I am saying "myself myself myself..."
They herd them
EH?
Why did the police arrest the turkey? > They suspected fowl play.
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost? > A poultrygeist!
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? > To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
What key won’t open any door? > A turkey!
If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? > Goblet.
Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does turkey come from? > A poul-tree.
What happens when you’re too harsh on the cranberries and make them sad? >They turn into blueberries.
What kind of cars would pilgrims drive today? > Plymouth.
RE PUN ZEL
Repeat
I said: "A man had two sons, Pete and Repeat. What was the second sons name?"
Repeat
"Are your ears broken?"
Continued with added frustration and humor each time.
Dad: Well, you know what I always say.
Me: No, what do you always say.
Dad: I always say, "well, you know what I always say."
"Will someone please get me a drill?"
When I am home for break I shower in my parents' bedroom because I hate sharing with my brother. So when I do so, I walk through their room in my towel to get to and from the shower. Every night I get the same joke:
Dad: Rugbybackliner, you wore the same outfit yesterday!
He then proceeds to laugh his ass off, despite telling this joke almost every night for the last 5 years.
http://imgur.com/at7wOYq
visiting my parents this weekend and decided to go to the local barber to get my haircut. this took place when I got home...
DAD: so did you go get your hair cut?
ME: yessir!
DAD: which one?
ME: what?...oh, nice
Well they're the only team that can repeat, so who else were they gonna pick!
After I hurt my knee in a hockey game.
Dad: "Which knee is it, your left knee? Right knee? Or your weenie!? "
Repeat.
Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete fell out. Who was left?
Repeat.
Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete fell out. Who was left?
Repeat.
Etc.
Groom: After me...
Priest, looking at bride: Is he serious?
Bride: No, his name is Gary.
Pete and Repeat ere sitting on a wall. Pete fell off. Who was left?
...I hate to repeat myself. I hate to repeat myself. I hate to repeat myself."
