Recoiled Puns

A list of puns related to "Recoiled"

What do Father Christmas's little helpers learn at school?

The elf-abet

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👤︎ u/Fisteves
📅︎ Apr 03 2019
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I smelled pretty badly after working at the sewage plant then working out, but went in for a hug from my wife anyway...

She gave me the stink eye as she recoiled away.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Feb 27 2019
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What does a sniper feel when he kills someone?

Recoil.

^(totally not based on a Paladins quote oh no)

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👤︎ u/ctb33391
📅︎ Feb 27 2019
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Dad joked my gf at a chineese restaurant today.

Our very hot Wonton soup was served to us and we both recoiled at the first sip because it nearly burned our mouths.

Gf: This soup is really hot.

Me ::wicked smile:: Would you say it was Soup-er hot?

Groans were had and for the fifty millionth time, she threatened to leave me with a smile on her face.

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👤︎ u/Sarge-Pepper
📅︎ Jun 13 2014
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So we were about to leave a cafe which had one of those two sided open/closed signs on the inside of a glass door...

At this point, the "closed" part was facing us. So I recoiled in horror and exclaimed "the outside's closed! Looks like we're trapped in here".

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👤︎ u/a_hirst
📅︎ Apr 12 2014
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