Recoil Puns

A list of puns related to "Recoil"

My friend and I were foraging for edible mushrooms. He picked one up, ate it and immediately spat it out recoiling in horror....

‘My god that Mushroom was disgusting’ he said

‘That was no Mushroom’ I told him, ‘That was a Toad Stool’

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👤︎ u/Justlikeyourmoma
📅︎ Mar 07 2021
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What do Father Christmas's little helpers learn at school?

The elf-abet

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👤︎ u/Fisteves
📅︎ Apr 03 2019
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What does a sniper feel when he kills someone?

Recoil.

^(totally not based on a Paladins quote oh no)

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👤︎ u/ctb33391
📅︎ Feb 27 2019
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I smelled pretty badly after working at the sewage plant then working out, but went in for a hug from my wife anyway...

She gave me the stink eye as she recoiled away.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Feb 27 2019
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Dad joked my gf at a chineese restaurant today.

Our very hot Wonton soup was served to us and we both recoiled at the first sip because it nearly burned our mouths.

Gf: This soup is really hot.

Me ::wicked smile:: Would you say it was Soup-er hot?

Groans were had and for the fifty millionth time, she threatened to leave me with a smile on her face.

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👤︎ u/Sarge-Pepper
📅︎ Jun 13 2014
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So we were about to leave a cafe which had one of those two sided open/closed signs on the inside of a glass door...

At this point, the "closed" part was facing us. So I recoiled in horror and exclaimed "the outside's closed! Looks like we're trapped in here".

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👤︎ u/a_hirst
📅︎ Apr 12 2014
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