Ratchet Puns

A list of puns related to "Ratchet"

I was really sad so I bought ratchet straps on the weekend

Now I am really holding it together.

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👤︎ u/GamerDad87
📅︎ Jan 07 2020
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What do you call a ratchet bird?

A Twerkey.

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👤︎ u/ShaneTheTrain
📅︎ Sep 12 2015
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from YouTube comments "you know the drill......"
  • A : "You know the drill

But do you know the screwdriver? I nailed that joke."

  • B : "No, you screwed it up."

  • C : "I'm going to wrench this joke from you."

  • D : "Stop trying to hammer in your puns."

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👤︎ u/GunnerVee
📅︎ May 24 2018
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Dad put this on one us during breakfest

My little sister and I are trying to explain to my dad what ratchet ment, out of no where he says "I don't appreciate your guys language" everyone was confused and said what? He responds with "you guys are keep saying rat shit" we all groaned loudly

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👤︎ u/starkiller2196
📅︎ Aug 16 2014
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