A list of puns related to "Raging"
Be positive!
My deaf friend: heard immunity
He took a leap of faith!
salty?
I thought "How dairy!"
People say heβs in da Nile
I replied, now you know how I feel.
"... and one for the road."
Meet-less pizza
Thus began the Zeus Toot Riots.
But I think they are on the way out.
I couldn't find my voice, I stuttered, " I, I-i, IβI, I'L" I was at a loss for words
Nemo 3: The last straw
He has thyroid rage.
tetnis.
one said to the other "What type of music do you like?" the other responded "i'm a huge metal fan".
I totally get the rage, I just don't get the Target.
An angeroo!
https://www.reddit.com/u/69nepmac69?utm_source=reddit-android
It wasn't a Vlasic case of road rage, but it's still Claussen quite a commotion.
https://youtu.be/hD-vWO8YlAA
If I pass you on the right lane, you're not in the right lane!
They held a challenge to see how could get angrier then them.
It was out-rage-us!
I mean, who would stoop so low?
...I'm gonna call it 'Rage Against The Tajine'
People speak very highly of it.
"My car! Itsa Al Dente!"
This failed miserably in r/jokes so it should be a raging success here.
After many years of wandering, he finally arrived in a small village in the middle of nowhere. The people there believed in the same religion as he did, but they had no church; they had to go to the nearest one which was in a small town 25 km's from there. The priest took the initiative, asked the Church for support, and with the help of the local men they built their own temple. From there on, he was celebrating the Sunday masses, joining together men and women in Holy Matrimony, and saying prayers at the funerals.
Many years passed by like that.
At the end of an ordinary mass, in early spring, on a chilly Sunday morning he was just guiding the people out of the church, was about to close the gates when an unknown man stepped into the churchyard.
With his dirty and torn clothes, he stood before the priest and said:
Priest, please be good and give me half a lemon! - the priest was a good man, and even though he thought the request was a bit strange, he went back to the rectory, took out a lemon, cut it in half, took it back to the man and gave it to him, who looked back to the priest with gratitude. However, the priest was curious. He asked:
Son, why do you need this half of a lemon? - with a fright on his face, and before the priest could have said a thing, he rushed out of the churchyard gate and took off.
A week later, around the same time, when the priest was leaving the church, he found himself in front of the same man in the churchyard. The man said:
Priest, please be good and give me half a lemon! - the priest was surprised by the appearance of the man and his strange request. Of course he was good, went back to the rectory, and brought the half lemon. Placed it in the strangerβs hand and immediately he asked:
Here it is, my dear son, but please tell me why do you need this half a lemon? - the man was obviously frightened and immediately ran away but the priest was not sluggish either and ran after him. He wasnβt in a very good condition, he has never run so much and so fast before so he was out of breath by the end of the village, almost fainted. He thought the strange man might appear again next week, and it would be nice if he could keep up with him, so he spent his week working on his cardio. It turned out to be a good idea, because as he thought, the stranger entered the churchyard on Sunday. The priest didnβt even wait for the request, he was good, and brought the half lemon. He received these words from the man:
Thank you
You could say they're all the rage.
There were three medieval kingdoms on the shores of a lake. There was an island in the middle of the lake, over which the kingdoms had been fighting for years. Finally, the three kings decided that they would send their knights out to do battle, and the winner would take the island. The night before the battle, the knights and their squires pitched camp and readied themselves for the fight. The first kingdom had 12 knights, and each knight had five squires, all of whom were busily polishing armor, brushing horses, and cooking food. The second kingdom had twenty knights, and each knight had 10 squires. Everyone at that camp was also busy preparing for battle. At the camp of the third kingdom, there was only one knight, with his squire. This squire took a large pot and hung it from a looped rope in a tall tree. He busied himself preparing the meal, while the knight polished his own armor. When the hour of the battle came, the three kingdoms sent their squires out to fight (this was too trivial a matter for the knights to join in). The battle raged, and when the dust had cleared, the only person left was the lone squire from the third kingdom, having defeated the squires from the other two kingdoms, thus proving that the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.
He has rowed rage.
When he gets to the place where heβs supposed to pick up his rifle the man tells him thatΒ he just ran out. βIf you need to shoot just say βBANGITY BANG BANGITY BANG!'β he says. Bummed out and little confused, the guy moves on to the next areaΒ where heβs supposed to pick up the bayonet. But the next man is out too. βIf you need to stab someone justΒ go, βSTICKITY STICK STICKITY STICK!'β he says. Dejected and wondering what the heck he signed up for, the guy jumps into the next truck on its wayΒ to the front where thereβs a battle raging on.
Side by side with the rest of the soldiers in his unit, the guy advances on the enemy position. As soon as he sees the enemy, he shouts, βBANGITY BANG BANGITY BANG!!β Amazingly, the enemy soldierΒ drops to the ground. Encouraged by his success he charges the next two enemy soldiers and goes, βSTICKITY STICK STICKITY STICK!β They both immediately collapse in front of him. This is incredible, he thinks, Iβve become unstoppable.
So when he sees his next foeΒ way off in the distance, he shouts,Β βBANGITY BANG BANGITY BANG!β at him. He waits for him to fall, but nothing happens. The guy charges his unfazedΒ adversaryΒ nextΒ and goes βSTICKITY STICK STICKITY STICK!β Again he thinks the man will fall and again nothingΒ happens. βWhy wont you drop?β the guy says. The enemy soldier knocks him down andΒ responds, βTANKITY TANK TANKITY TANK!β
Itβs all the rage.
The kid kept screaming, screeching poorly-articulated profanities at the disinterested father. Over the screaming chaos, the father managed to order a water for himself, and an orange juice for his kid. The waitress came by with the drink, and within moments the kid smashed his cup onto the floor out of pure, unaimed toddler rage, spilling the drink all over the floor and the waitress.
The father apologized, but asked if the gremlin could still have a second orange juice, hoping the kid would miraculously calm down. The waitress conceded despite the terribly behaved toddler, and returned to the shrieking zone with a second orange juice. She had forgotten to clean up the puddle of orange juice however, and slipped. The cup of juice went straight into the kid's face, and like a fire extinguisher to a flame, the kid just went silent, as if a lesson had been learned. Everyone in the restaurant looked at the table in silence.
Juice twice had finally been served.
But I think they are on the way out.
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