RMS Puns

You hit it with an itheberg.

Convo with my roommate a few minutes ago...

Me: Hey, want to get Curry n Kebab for lunch tomorrow?

RM: E's picking me up for Telluride at one tomorrow so I probably won't have time.

Me: Well you better Telluride that they gonn' have to wait for you to eat ya curry!

• RM: (phone dying) I left my charger at work.
• Me: But you have a Dart.
• RM: What does that have to do... GOD DAMMIT!!!!

A coworker of mine was discussing an interesting problem that involved a complex graph. He showed me this graph on the computer but then I said I couldn't see it. He then said "Is this better?" to which I replied "Ahh...the plot thickens..." He walked away without saying a word

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So I was having a late dinner with my roommate on the last day of our reading break, and we ended up on the topic of historical literacy. This is what followed:

RM: "When was the Declaration of Independence signed?"

Me: "1776."

RM: "Yeah, but specifically what was it signed on?"

Me: "Uh, The Fourth of July?"

RM: "No, it was signed on paper."

Needless to say, I double-facepalmed and finished my shake with that weird feeling you get after such a joke.

My roommate and I were discussing a job he had applied for at my dad's house.

RM: I hope they call me next week. Dad: Well, you know what to do if they don't call you. Me: Call them. Dad: Nope. Burn the building down.

Walked in on my roommate (vegetarian) chopping carrots for dinner. Me: What are the carrots for? RM: Veggie-burger. Me: I thought you said they were only good for soup. RM: Let's not split hairs. Me: Why would you do that? I thought you were a vegetarian.