How did the Queen Bee introduce her son and husband?

This is my baby, and this is my bae-bee.

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📅︎ Jun 27 2020
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In France, when the honey bee revolution began they broke out a tiny little guillotine for the Queen...but she laughed in their faces.

No matter how much they tried, the guillotine wouldn't work. When the chief executioner examined the situation it was clear why, she had already been "bee-headed"

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📅︎ Apr 18 2020
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What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?

She tells them to Bee productive.

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📅︎ Feb 13 2020
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How does a queen bee get around her hive?

She's throne.

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👤︎ u/Nerdgasm12
📅︎ Aug 06 2019
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Bee 1: Why is Queen Bee sad?

Bee 2: How do you know Queen Bee is sad?

Bee 3: She's always brooding!

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📅︎ Feb 28 2019
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What did the Queen bee say to her bee children?

Stop it, you need to beehive

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📅︎ May 14 2018
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Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honeycombs!

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📅︎ Jun 05 2019
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Hehehe
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👤︎ u/thewhiz3
📅︎ Aug 07 2018
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Why don't bees know any hit singles?

They only listen to the Bee-side.

Bonus: what would be the perfect line-up for a bee concert?

The Beegees, Sting and Queen.

Bonus 2: Bees' favorite Spice Girls song?

Wannabee.

Bonus 3: Favorite classical artist?

Ludwig van Beethoven.

Bonus 4: Favorite cartoon?

Beevis and Buzzhead.

I'll stop now, before everyone flies off the handle and tells me to buzz off.

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📅︎ Oct 15 2018
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An old beekeeper had been raising bees for years.

An old beekeeper had been raising bees for years. He'd had many bees he gave names to, like Buzz or Stripe or Sting. He got a kick out of naming them and he would spend hours with them crawling on his hands, looking at them, holding them gently and humming little songs.

One year, the hive had a new queen, and she was the most magnificent thing he'd ever seen. He usually gave them clever names like Honey, but this one was just too gorgeous for that. He named her Beauty, and he would hum to her everyday as the sun went down.

One day, during a particularly beautiful sunset, the old man was watching his queen as she peddled around in the palm of his hand, singing to her gently, when a gust of wind suddenly blew some debris toward his face. Without thinking, he reacted, moving his hands fast toward his face, and smashed the queen right into his own eye. And so I guess what they say is true, Beauty really is in the eye of the bee holder.

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📅︎ Sep 15 2018
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Drone Bees

A male drone bee ejaculates with such force it causes his genitals to explode, resulting in his death.

One such bee, upon learning of this, took a vow of celibacy and swore off sex forever.

When news reached the queen she scoffed and said "How very unbecoming of him."

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📅︎ Jan 20 2018
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