To the guy who stole my punchline...
I was trying to think of a really good punchline. This is as best as I can do
Floyd mayweather, Mike Tyson, Deontay Wilder and Earnie Shavers
So I’m at dinner with the fam, telling the joke about what the kid with no arms got for Christmas (we still don’t know because he hasn’t opened them yet)...I set it up...a friend of mine at work has a kid...no arms...and deliver the punchline...
And my 10 year old son, completely deadpan, tells me
‘Dad, I knew that story wasn’t real because you don’t have any friends’
👻👻💀💀☠️☠️ It took me a solid 5 minutes to stop laughing.
I have achieved Dad level 10 at raising my kids
I put the punchline to this joke on Mr.Jackman's head.
If you don't get it, joke's on Hugh.
Why did the chicken cross the road? (Punchline is different)
Why is six afraid of seven? (Punchline is not what you think)
Jokes with crappy three-word punchlines that rely on irony aren't funny
No joke includes a punchline about the maginot line
I guess it's easier to go around it
Edit: typo
[META] Dad jokes should be clean, not just groan-inducing. That's what makes it a Dad joke, we can tell it to the kids in front of Mom and not get in trouble (other than maybe for the punchline).
Wow, the punchline was pretty shocking
Ever have your kid come up with a better punchline than your original?
I went to ask my daughter:
Where do you park when you visit the moon?
(Originally I was gonna say at the parking meteor!)
But straight faced she replies:
Anywhere you can find space.
Then she grinned... (she knew what she was doing)... space dad. get it? in space....
Totally out dad joked by my own daughter.
Give ‘em the punchline first!
How do you tell a good joke about time travel?
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
This is supposed to be empty but the auto-moderator spoiled my joke.
A pumpkin spiced latte joke should contain the set up, followed by the punchline and
Believe it of not, the punchline is 22,112. "Wun-Wun" was one horse, "Tu-Tu" was one too. Wun-Wun won one race,
The punchline comes before the joke.
What's the worst thing about time travel jokes?
What do you call a comedian who can’t remember the punchline
Idk I’m the one who’s asking
You say the punchline first
I hate it when a joke doesn't have a punchline.
The punchline
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a long time but he gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually gets the limo. He goes to buy her flowers and the line at the florist is really long, but he eventually gets them. At prom, his girlfriend asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there is no punchline.
I knew this girl who wanted bigger boobs, but couldn't afford proper implants, so she had her uncle make her a false set out of pine.Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though,
Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though, wooden tit?
People say a lot of punchlines in my jokes are incorrectly formulated. Hmm, maybe that's why most of my posts here got...
The punchline is in the description.
Can you help me write a punchline for a joke about trees?
I realised jokes without punchline are funnier
The Pun is in the Punchline
Personally I prefer Oak on October 10th (punchline in post)...
Cause I 10/10 wood recommend.
Batman punchline
Bruce died. He was unsuccessful in saving Gotham city.
Wakes up in heaven to see God standing right in front of him.
God tells him it's alright.
"Bruce Alrighty."
What do you do with overused reddit punchlines?
Reminder: Please don't include the punchline in the topic.
Howdy punsters!
Please remember when posting to /r/puns that the punchline should be in the post itself, not the topic. Puns should be self-explanatory. If you have to explain it, please do so in the comments. We've had a lot of puns lately, especially images, ruined before clicking on them when the whole thing was spoiled in the topic line.
Up to now, we've been assigning "for shame" flair when this happens, but it's become very common lately. As a result, posts with punchlines in the topic will be removed.
Thanks!
What do you call the punchline to a joke about zombies having a gift exchange?
This is punning me punderground like punishment and the last word wasn't a pun either. More like a punchline. Punderstand?
Why did the chicken cross the road? (Punchline is different)
A joke without a punchline is like
The punchline comes before the question.
What's the worst part about time traveling jokes?
This joke has no punchline, here's why
The punchline comes before the question.
What's the worst part about time traveling jokes?
the punchline comes first.
Time travel jokes don’t work because
What do you call a Reddit joke without a punchline?
A joke becomes a dad joke when the punchline is apparent
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
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