The punchline always come before the joke
What is the worst part about time travel jokes?
To the guy who stole my punchline...
So I’m at dinner with the fam, telling the joke about what the kid with no arms got for Christmas (we still don’t know because he hasn’t opened them yet)...I set it up...a friend of mine at work has a kid...no arms...and deliver the punchline...
And my 10 year old son, completely deadpan, tells me
‘Dad, I knew that story wasn’t real because you don’t have any friends’
👻👻💀💀☠️☠️ It took me a solid 5 minutes to stop laughing.
I have achieved Dad level 10 at raising my kids
I put the punchline to this joke on Mr.Jackman's head.
If you don't get it, joke's on Hugh.
Why did the chicken cross the road? (Punchline is different)
No joke includes a punchline about the maginot line
I guess it's easier to go around it
Edit: typo
[META] Dad jokes should be clean, not just groan-inducing. That's what makes it a Dad joke, we can tell it to the kids in front of Mom and not get in trouble (other than maybe for the punchline).
Wow, the punchline was pretty shocking
Give ‘em the punchline first!
How do you tell a good joke about time travel?
What do you call a comedian who can’t remember the punchline
Idk I’m the one who’s asking
A pumpkin spiced latte joke should contain the set up, followed by the punchline and
Believe it of not, the punchline is 22,112. "Wun-Wun" was one horse, "Tu-Tu" was one too. Wun-Wun won one race,
You say the punchline first
The punchline
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a long time but he gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually gets the limo. He goes to buy her flowers and the line at the florist is really long, but he eventually gets them. At prom, his girlfriend asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there is no punchline.
The punchline is in the description.
The Pun is in the Punchline
Reminder: Please don't include the punchline in the topic.
Howdy punsters!
Please remember when posting to /r/puns that the punchline should be in the post itself, not the topic. Puns should be self-explanatory. If you have to explain it, please do so in the comments. We've had a lot of puns lately, especially images, ruined before clicking on them when the whole thing was spoiled in the topic line.
Up to now, we've been assigning "for shame" flair when this happens, but it's become very common lately. As a result, posts with punchlines in the topic will be removed.
Thanks!
What do you call the punchline to a joke about zombies having a gift exchange?
This is punning me punderground like punishment and the last word wasn't a pun either. More like a punchline. Punderstand?
my boss loves to set me up to say the punchline of a great dad-joke
I love my boss... every few months, my boss and i find ourselves in the break room with a couple other people. He will take a sip of his freshly-poured coffee and loudly say, "ugh, this coffee tastes like MUD" ... and then he looks at me expectantly ... and I dutifully reply "that's because it was just GROUND this morning." The other people within earshot hate us when they realize they have been tag-team dad-joked
I've discovered a trick which makes the punchline disappear.
I told my daughter a dad joke. After saying the punchline, I bellowed "HIYOOOOO" then dabbed. She said "What was THAT?"
I've heard that the word "icy" is often the punchline in every joke in r/dadjokes
Looking at the amount of karma the last repost got, I see why
A magician walks into a stage, he says “For this joke, I will make the punchline disappear!!!”
Incredibly, every time when you read this joke, the punchline will always be different.
What does a blind girl having sex and people discovering the punchline to this joke have in common?
They won’t see it coming.
Title that doesn't involve the punchline.
All of this criticism and backlash over Eminem's recent verses and punchlines is just the collective groan expected when the greatest rapper of all time starts making epic dad jokes.
FINAL FORM!
DAD'S UNITE!
OUR TIME HAS COME!
[Meta] When I post a joke in here, how do I format the punchline so it doesn't appear until you click it?
Basically, how do I avoid spoiling the joke? Do I have to put some kind of page break before I type the answer?
The punchline to this joke is straight, forward, and hurts
What's worse than changing the punchline of a joke?
I dadjoked my sister's joke. Better than the original punchline!
Sis: What did the judge say when the skunk entered the court room?
Me: Odor in the court.
Sis: No, but that's good!
Why did the chicken cross the road? (Punchline is different)
The punchline comes before the joke.
What's the worst thing about time travel jokes?
The punchline comes before the question.
What's the worst part about time traveling jokes?
The punchline comes before the question.
What's the worst part about time traveling jokes?
the punchline comes first.
Time travel jokes don’t work because
A joke becomes a dad joke when the punchline is apparent
The best part about a joke is the punchline.
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