A list of puns related to "Pumpkin chucking"
I'm looking to get in if I can
βStop by Saturdayβs seasonal soiree starring a pumpkin slingshotβ
βThe fun festival will feature your favorite fall festivities.β
βWe anticipate an abundance of autumnal activities and amenities.β
https://cityoflakewood.us/trucktractor/
These ruffians are about to send this squash into another hemisphere.
The City of Lakewood will celebrate its annual Truck & Tractor Day on Saturday, Oct. 9 from 12:00 to 3:00 p.m. Attendees will enjoy hayrides, fall festivities, and free pumpkins and hard hats. Autumnal activities will include pumpkin decorating, a pumpkin slingshot, and more.
Free pumpkins will be offered courtesy of the eventβs sponsor, WSECU. Each family may take one free pumpkin while supplies last. Children can climb on dozens of giant trucks and tractors, sit in the driverβs seat, and honk the horn. Food trucks will be onsite for the event. Parking and entry are free. There is no cost to attend.
Pick a free pumpkin and hart hat for the kids (not OSHA/WISHA approved)
City of Lakewood Truck & Tractor Day
Saturday, October 9, 2021 from 12:00 β 3:00 p.m.
Fort Steilacoom Park, 8714 87th Ave SW, Lakewood, WA 98498
Anyone know why Countdown's online shopping website is (mostly) so shit? The search bar essentially crashes the shopping session and there seems to be no way to get the evil green woolies pumpkin to pulse in your favour, apart from waiting 10 minutes and trying again.
I'd assume Countdown has a dedicated team maintaining/developing their ok online shopping site - are they shit at their jobs? Is their management not hooking them up with a nice new upgrade? What's the inside story? And why do I care so much to know?
On a related note, is there a word/phrase for a situation where something takes you to the brink of chucking it out/stopping using it, but you always come back to it, because when it does work, it's a totally quite good? Sounds like an abusive relationship...
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Every Thanksgiving, my parents usually invite my aunts and uncles and their friends for the dinner. My siblings (6,10,13) and I (18) are never allowed to eat with the grownups, weβd have to stay in our rooms until the grownups either leave or go to sleep if theyβre staying over. Weβd get the leftovers and tbh itβs kinda boring
One of my friendβs from high schoolβs parents are throwing a Thanksgiving dinner. I told my friend about how Thanksgiving was at my house so she invited me to eat with her family. At first I was unsure because I didnβt want to be rude and intrude but her mom messaged me (last night) and basically said Iβm more than welcomed to come
Itβs quite last minute and I doubt anything is going to change. One of my aunts are coming in an hour and my momβs already telling us to stay upstairs
WIBTA for celebrating Thanksgiving with my friend?
UPDATE: So I ended up going to my friendβs house for Thanksgiving. 12/10 experience! Ngl I was kinda nervous because I thought I was gonna be like the random person but everyone was very inviting. The talking bit before the dinner was great, the dinner was absolutely amazing, had pumpkin pie for the first time and nearly levitated when I took my first bite, the talking bit afterwards was amazing and I left. Grab 2 good plates of food for the kiddos
How did I leave the house? Walked out when I heard laughing with the adults;
How did your mom react when you came back home? I sped ran to my room; she didnβt yell at me because the guests were watching TV downstairs. She didnβt even come to my room last night
I think to make it up for my siblings, Imma probably buy them legitimately good Christmas gifts and we can vibe to some Christmas movies. Then for my 19th bday we can go to Chuck E Cheese or sum
Though Iβm not gonna lie, I felt sad on the ride home? It was fun at her place but like dang, this is what ppl do EVERY year. Iβm quite jealous
Also some questions I saw in the post
What do guests do with their kids and babies? No one brings their kid unless theyβre older highschool students, they usually chill with my siblings and I til itβs time to eat then they eat w their moms
Do you starve the entire day? Absolutely not, before anyone comes, we make sure we have water bottles, some juice boxes or Caprisuns, some chips, maybe a ziplock bag with a sandwich or 2.
Also this year since not too many ppl came over, like 7 ppl in total, there was plenty of turkey left
This is only a Thanksgiving thing whe
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
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Eggs on toast. Nothing beats it after a good nightβs sleep, especially if you worked hard for two days before. I munched away in a dank, formerly ratty kitchen. The stove slowly died from starvation as the splintered door bits Iβd fed it were nothing but ash. I looked around as I ate. Everything had been chewed on, and not just by rats. The whole castle was filthy.
I thought back to my early days. Iβd barely go near infested areas during mealtimes. Itβs been a long while since then, I mused. My trust in soapy water and fire had grown considerably. And when that trust was unfounded, cure disease usually did the job. Unfortunately, not for food poisoning, but there are other potions for that. (Actually, you vomit them up before they kick in 90% of the time. Theyβre a scam.)
Rapid footsteps came down the hall, ending my introspection. βSomeoneβs at the gate!β Matti shouted as she burst through the door.
βSo? I thought you had a bunch of contractors on the way.β
βNot today! I actually checked this time. I think itβs adventurers, godsβ chosen most likely!β
I shook my head in frustration. βFuck me, last thing I need is more of those idiots breaking shit.β
I slurped the egg up and held the toast between my teeth (per tradition) as I ran along behind her. We arrived at the main hall and I removed the toast to speak.
βIβll talk to em, us godsβ chosen have a bit of aβ¦ language of our own.β
Matti nodded vigorously. βOkay. Iβm the current big bad anyway, they might just attack me. Plus, the sunβs out for once, so Iβve got no powers outside.β
She disappeared into the shadows as I yanked on the door to make my dramatic entrance, only for it to break off the hinges and narrowly miss crushing me. After an awkwardly long pause, I determined there was nothing to do but shrug and proceed. I slipped out into the shocking lack of rain to a scene already unfolding, wolfing down the remnants of my toast all the while.
They were adventurers alright, four of them. A big guy in full plate (with no helmet for the aesthetic), a dude in robes carrying that one staff with the curve at the top and a floating gem in the middle, and a girl whose outfit paradoxically had enough fabric on it to clothe three, and
... keep reading on reddit β‘This post is 100% facts, so if you get deeply offended then just log off lol, cyber-bullying isnβt real.
Daniel Park:
If Daniel is your favorite character, then you are probably addicted to kpop/kdramas and get way too emotionally attached to Daniel despite him being the blandest and most inconsistent protagonist. In addition to the Jiho hate comments you bust out, you also post stuff like βOMG Danielβs fat body looks like his big body. jUsT mAKe hIm sKiNnY aLrEaDyβ and βDaniel is so incorruptible, what a pure-hearted soulβ. Ah yes, attacking a group of people without trying to reason with them because they are allied with a deplorable company while also conveniently leaving out the detail that this group of people rebelled against the company to save your life -> Totally incorruptible.
Vasco (Euntae Lee):
If Vasco is your favorite character, you workout every single hour to get his physique and binge watch Athlean-X, Greg Doucette, and THENX for βmuscle-building tips", but then eventually just give up and resort to the One Punch Man challenge. (which you don't even follow consistently)
Zack Lee:
If Zack is your favorite character, then you are severely addicted to shonen anime. Also, you main Little Mac in smash. You keep saying shit like βWTF JUST MAKE ZACK WIN ALREADY HE HAS NEVER WONβ when your dumbass clearly didnβt read the God Dog arc, where Zack beats up Scott Kwon. Whenever Zack goes blue eyes mode and sacrifices his principles to unlock an extra couple moves, you say βLETS GIVE IT UP FOR ZACKβS REDEMPTIONβ when itβs clearly not a redemption arc.
Jay Hong:
If Jay is your favorite character, Vanilla is your favorite ice cream flavor, you have a matching tattoo with your ex, you order Pumpkin spice at Starbucks all the time or if it's not available you don't drink coffee, and your favorite color is cardboard. Every single time a new iPhone or new MacBook comes out, you impulsively spend your money that you got from running a twitter feed for a NGO. You also fight with other Jay stans to get top comment, explaining how great Jay is even if he is not even in the chapter. You keep hoping for his backstory, but letβs be honest: itβs probably going to be as cliche as most rich family stories.
Logan Lee:
If Logan is your favorite character, you binge watch alpha m and teachingmensfashion in order to obtain tips on how to unironically become an "alpha male". You're also self-proclaimed as red-pill and MGTOW despite
... keep reading on reddit β‘I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
Theyβre on standbi
Hi everyone,
Since groceries are so expensive these days, my girlfriend and I are wanting to do a challenge where we eats what's in our fridge and Pantry for as long as we can without getting groceries. The problem is, I don't know what to make!
I like to cook and would say I'm in between intermediate and advanced so please let me know what you have for recipes, preferably healthy! We enjoy many recipes and have lots of odds and ends for ingredients.
Current pantry foods:
β’ Pasta (spaghetti, penne, gnocchi, egg noodles, lasagna noodles, rice noodles, )
β’Broth (veggie, beef, pho)
β’Canned goods ( tomatoe paste, canned tomatoes, mushroom soup, canned chicken, canned Carribean curry, Puree pumpkin, chick peas, coconut milk, pinto beans, Chipotle peppers in adobo)
β’Other pantry goods ( potatoes, cashews, dry beans, dry lentils, oat meal, basmati rice, jasmine rice flour, lard)
Current Fridge Food:
β’veggies (mushroom, carrot, avocado, white and red onion, potatoes, cucumber, limes, dates, cilantro garlic)
β’other (cheese, feta, corn tortilla shells, eggs, cooked bacon, olives, pickles, naan)
Current Freezer foods:
β’Protein ( chicken breast, ground beef, small chuck roast, 5 chicken quarters, shrimp, Lake fish)
β’other (fries, frozen dumplings,)
I have a ton of various sauces and spices so I am pretty open to alot of recipes. I also have a grill/ bbq, blender)
What can you guys come up with???
Pilot on me!!
Do your worst!
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