Count Dracula is a terrible project manager...

... He always avoid the stakeholders.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trickertreater
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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A good project manager makes updates.

A bad project manager makes up dates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Vampires make great project managers

They always try to keep stake holders happy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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After all this home schooling, my kid finally lost control
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrettyPeeved
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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The project management office tried to open a pharmacy but went out of business due to poor sales of mouthwash.

They were out of SCOPE.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greg_zielinski
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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I am ashamed to admit the following occurred during project management training today:

We had begun a section on 'change management', and to prove his point, the facilitator challenged us to try to name one thing that does not involve change.

I proudly shouted out "A CREDIT CARD!"

He looks at me and asks, "A... credit card?"

I reply, "Yes. There is no change when paying with a credit card..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Utsis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2016
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