I just watched a horror movie where an old couple is chased around by probiotic yogurt.

It was called Paranormal Activia.

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So, I’ve been hearing people talk about probiotics and how good they are for you. I don’t buy into it.

I guess you could say that I’m anti-biotic.

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Why hasn’t Activia yogurt made a commercial with Jamie Lee Curtis singing a parody of Alanis Morissette’s “Ironic” and change it to “Probiotic”?
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Probiotics are a critical part of your diet

The health of your digestive system is too important to leave up to amateur biotics

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👤︎ u/linknt01
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My girlfriend asked if she should buy probiotics

I told her my gut feeling was no.

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Have you heard about the new probiotic dairy product that you can make using a high-end gaming computer and 3D printer?

Geek Yogurt

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I just took a probiotic

Now I'm multicultural

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