Privet Puns

A list of puns related to "Privet"

My wife and I are staying at a hotel. The street in front of the main entrance is called Griffin Drive. I told my wife that I was going to call the main entrance the "Harry Potter Entrance." She asked me why and I said...

Because it's the Griffin Door.

She didn't get it. And didn't think it was funny when I explained it. I thought it might be better received here.

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