Chopin's Prelude in E-Minor is so great! And this pun too
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👤︎ u/Chrobin111
📅︎ Oct 21 2018
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A girl invited me to have sex on her Honda Civic

But i like to have sex on my own Accord

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👤︎ u/aromipesa
📅︎ Feb 17 2021
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He looks pretty Fit
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📅︎ Jul 11 2018
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My son and I both have Honda's and he's a photographer. I told him it would be nice to get a photo of the cars.

He took one, but not of his own accord.

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👤︎ u/axion87
📅︎ Aug 02 2019
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Had a great Dad joke moment this morning...

My wife and I were sitting in line at the drive-thru coffee shop this morning; my 2 year old son was in the backseat in his car seat.

There was a car in front of us, which we were waiting on to finish so we could move up and place our order. At that point, I noticed what kind of car it was. So I turned to my wife and said...

"We just have to wait for the Prelude to finish, and then we can go on."

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👤︎ u/Airman
📅︎ Feb 21 2016
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