'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things while you're out there.... especially car headlights!'
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I feel horrible, he just ran out of thyme.
I am sending olive my love to his friends. His wife is really upset too. Cheese crying. He died fusilli reasons. I never sausage a tragic situation.
it was a farfalle from grace.
Edit: Whoa! Woke up to so many upvotes! Thank you!
Prego
Make sure you don't mix alcohol with that sauce
"... why? "
It's prego
"groans"
While talking about what kind of sauce to get for our pasta.
Me: "Do you want to get Prego?" Her: "No I don't think we are ready for kids yet."
Her "oh look, pasta sauce and it's cheap!"
Me "sweet, I don't want to get Prego though."
Her "why not?"
Me "I can't handle a child."
