A non-conformist beggar starts preaching

"All of you are doing jobs to earn a living. Well, I beg to differ"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/automata-door
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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What do you call food that preaches the Bible?

Billy Graham cracker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/humanlikeyou07
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"

She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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You're damn right it will
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πŸ‘€︎ u/giftsamuel_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What do you call a piece of bread preaching pacifism?

Naan violent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ra1ds4ad0w
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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My friend goes from town to town preaching the health benefits of eating dried grapes every day.

It’s all about raisin awareness l

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Funny facebook minions meme go brrr

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: β€œWhen I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion.”

β€œI found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, β€œand preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.”

They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. β€œLooking back,” he says, β€œmaybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”

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I don't have any kids. According to my nephew, this disqualifies me from telling dad jokes. But he's always preaching that my diet is too high in carbohydrates, so my eating habits really irritate him and get under his skin.

I guess this makes me his carbuncle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HAL9000000
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2017
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What do you call a religious fruit?

A preach.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/angstyslut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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Traveling Evangelical Geese...

My morning walk with the dog was cut short today. There's a park we usually wander through so she can sniff and explore, but today we couldn't get in because the path was blocked by an army of angry geese.

I was telling my mom about this and she mentioned there are geese at the river where she and a friend take their dogs, too. She said they must all be in town for some kind of conference. Then she paused for half a second and continued:

I bet it's a religious thing. They're here to preach the goosepel.

(To satisfy the rule: that's a play on gospel.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PupperPuppet
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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I'm sure there are plenty of televangelists who aren't just doing it for the money

But I feel like a lot of them are just preaching to acquire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fightswithbears
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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Madonna has confessed her love for Indian snacks in a song

Poppadom Preach

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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r/dadjokes

When you preach about depression but you are also depressed, what do you call that?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HUUBIGXIN
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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What do you call a minister that does shoe repair?

Preach Cobbler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Revell23
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2017
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Oh, dad

Crazy guy preaching on sidewalk: "JESUS SAVES!" Dad: "Does he put it in CD's?"

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My grandpa was the greatest jokester.

Back in April, me and the young men &a women of my family helped move my grandparents out their house, a house they had lived in for almost 45 years, into a small, 1-bedroom add-on to my uncles land.

Now, my grandpa had been a Baptist pastor for 47 years (now retired) and he was always quick on wit.

Well, as we were moving out the garage. My brother noticed something glued to the ground by some kind of resin. A piece of paper, looked almost 30 years old. We found out it was a sermon that my grandpa had preached way, way back in the day. And someone had spilled some kind of oil and that had gotten stuck to it and preserved it over the years. We brought my very frail grandpa out into the garage and told him what it was. He stared at it for about 5 seconds and said "Well, I guess that's one of my sermons that stuck!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ibelieveinfairies
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2013
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Dad joked a guy passing out bibles this weekend...

Walked by one of those guys who's preaching on the street side and passing out bibles to anyone he can.

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Bible-Dude: Hello sir, would you like a New Testament?

Me: Oh, no thank you, I have an old one at home that works just fine.

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My wife groaned in appreciation, but Bible-Dude didn't see the humor in it.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2015
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