Pothead Puns

A list of puns related to "Pothead"

Q: What do you call a pothead with two spliffs?

A: Double jointed.

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👤︎ u/scoobsboob
📅︎ Jan 25 2021
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Pothead
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👤︎ u/diviz2006
📅︎ Mar 08 2020
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Why does every pothead want to be 5'8" in height?

Then they literally 4'20"

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👤︎ u/MyOhMyPancakes
📅︎ Feb 10 2019
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This Quarantine has made me into a Pothead...

Here

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👤︎ u/Danny_Edmondson
📅︎ Apr 13 2020
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A couple who were potheads were going through a divorce and had to go to court to fight for their child

The judge awarded the parents joint custody of the child

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👤︎ u/HairyBaIIs007
📅︎ Sep 01 2016
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What do you call potheads from Pennsylvania?

Keystoners

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👤︎ u/HumboltQuadrant
📅︎ Jul 16 2017
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This occurred to me at 1 am and I’ve never been more proud
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👤︎ u/Captain_Cookiez
📅︎ Jan 04 2021
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What do you call a person with an urn over their head?

A pothead!

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👤︎ u/orangesheepdog
📅︎ Oct 02 2016
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