A list of puns related to "Plus"
That's Switzerland. π¨π
Me: βIβm not sure, what is it?β
Son: βTwo infinity...and beyond!β
By mistake!
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Edit: I do now realize I misspelled Gandhi. I cannot edit the title, just know that I see it and am sorry.
My first official dad joke.
Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger! Iβll be putting this in my little oneβs Reddit Scholarship Fund!
O-bees
Fans of the psychic say that they are looking forward to seeing a large medium in smalls.
Does that make him Swede-ish?
I replied, "That's 15 love!"
Something doesnβt quite add up.
Because it was a huge 6s.
"I eight when this happens"
Fair fair fare & fare.
Hey Raymond, are you bringing a plus one to the company party?
Just the wife, but she's more of a ten.
Explaining how I learned to tie knots to work a high ropes course over text message
Me: It's nice and meditative, although it's frustrating not knowing how to dress a knot properly for awhile.
Eagle Scout Dad: You mean in a skirt? Or pants?
Me: Dad. You just dad joked me.
Eagle Scout Dad: Someone named Dad has to do it sometimes. Can't always be a meme.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Edit: I do now realize I misspelled Gandhi. I cannot edit the title, just know that I see it and am sorry.
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