I combined vegetable and alphabet soups.
It solved my consonantpation and i had a vowel movement.
I’ve combined alphabet soup with a laxative...
I call it LETTER RIP
My mate had a combined Burns Night and Chinese New Year party he called Chinese Burns Night
I wasn't going to go, but he twisted my arm
My wife and I lost 100 lbs combined!
She lost 120 lbs.
I’d tell you a Fibonacci joke, but’s it’s probably as bad as the last two you’ve heard combined
Yesterday I combined weed with yeast.
The Pot Thickens..
Every piece is as delicious as the previous two combined.
I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup.
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My coworker spent his life savings inventing a Tootherang, it's a boomerang combined with dentures.
I hope it doesn't come back to bite him.
I didn't know oxygen and potassium were explosive when combined together!!!
OK boomer!
I'm going to start a low carb, high fat and protein combined with martial arts diet
Aiketo
Combined my first 2 joke sets into 1. Enjoy!
I will now take suggestions on how to be more sensitive to deaf people. I'm all ears!
- As a ventroliquist, I made one of my dummies sing a song by the GoGos. I'm not going to tell you how I did it. My lips are sealed!
- Im the only council member against the construction of the beach. Im going against the grain!
- Why did God make me a conjoined twin? Im beside myself!
- I put aluminum on a villain's mind control devices. I foiled his plan!
- Even though I'm scared of heights, I still go skydiving with this girl I like. Im falling for her!
- My shoelace company collapsed. I couldn't make ends meet!
- I like using misdirection in my jokes to make people laugh. Or do I?
- I won my 17th straight Halloween costume contest dressed as a hotdog. I'm on a roll!
- I won my 17th straight Halloween costume contest dressed as a nerd. I'm honor roll!
- The answer to this question, "Who's the president of the United States?" is a no-brainer.
- I finished a race the other day. I won 'cause I killed all the Kenyans!
- I don't know how to wear a wig. At least not off the top of my head.
- I went grocery shopping at Harris Teeter for a 50% off everything sale. I went in for a carrot and came out with a half, which is why I now shop at Whole Foods!
- If youre being attacked by zombies, just throw a party! Nobody wants to kill the life of the party!
- I used to date a girl, who still uses a nightlight. What a turn-off!
What are two of a teacher's favorite things combined.
Apple-pen
People with birthdays falling on Christmas shouldn't mind that gifts are combined for the holiday...
Jesus sure didn't
I'm thinking about going into business for myself with a combined therapy/body hair removal clinic...
I'm gonna call it "GET IT OFF YOUR CHEST"!
I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup.
I call it "Letter Rip."
This Fibonacci joke is worse than the last two you heard combined.
I have recently combined my laxative with my alphabet soup.
I call it Letter-rip!
I combined laxatives and alphabet soup.
I call it "Letter Rip."
This Fibonacci dad-joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined.
I combined a laxative with alphabet soup...
I call it "letter rip".
