Planetary ratings are a thing
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👤︎ u/ToastyZ71
📅︎ Jan 31 2021
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Planetary pop quiz

"What's the closest planet to our sun?"

"Uh, Mercury."

"Correct! What's the biggest planet?"

"Jupiter!"

"Right again! Now, think carefully.. What's the smelliest planet?"

"Uhh. I dunno..."

"Uranus!"

"Oh god, Dad! Stop!"

Lulz

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👤︎ u/breakone9r
📅︎ Mar 10 2020
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What is a spacecraft chock-full of microbes sent to populate the nearest planetary system?

A probe-biotic.

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How could you rename Musk's Roadster once it enters a planetary atmosphere?

Tesla-steroid

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A Planetary Conversation:

"Hey Venus, you see that planet over there?" - Earth "Yeah, what about it?" - Venus "Do you think he likes to watch the sun rise and set like us? He's so far away..." - Earth "Well Maybe he needs to Neptune in with the rest of us." - Venus "Did you just make a planet pun...?" - Earth "Don't Saturn this around on me, I'm hot and flustered all the time" - Venus "I guess you could say your Mercury's rising...snickers" - Jupiter

"GOD DAMNIT" - Earth

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Dadjoked on a planetary scale

6 year-old daughter: "Daddy, what is Neptune?"
Me: "It's the music you listen to when you take a little sleep in the afternoon, of course!"
8 year-old son, science-fan, face-palming: "Oh, dad."

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So apparently NASA hadn't heard of farting before...
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👤︎ u/aplhaone
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How can we be expected to manage universal healthcare when we obviously haven't even figured out

planetary healthcare?

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