Pivot, pivot, pivoooootttt
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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I can’t believe that even after 15 years of the show ending, people are still making β€œFriends” references.

No one told me life was gonna be this way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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I can understand why the invention of the wheel is looked upon as one of the most important achievements of mankind

It was a very pivotal moment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fumperdink06
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Me and my wife were on the sofa last night, getting all hot and steamy..

She whispered in my ear "Shall we take this upstairs"? I replied "Go on then, you grab this end and I'll get the other"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mudpucket1969
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2018
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Why did Ross Geller from Friends drown?

He wasn’t a good Schwimmer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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I am the proud owner of a family-run barber shop

For centuries, we've used our shop as a means of teaching the youngest of our lineage the importance of teamwork, the value of a dollar and, most importantly, the self-satisfaction felt in a job well-done.

In the past few weeks, it's been repeatedly brought to my attention that our youngest child, Sheeran, has been demonstrating particularly helpful and productive tendencies so, today, I felt it was finally time to experience the honor of rewarding his efforts, offering him the opportunity to join our workforce; to which he was nothing short of ecstatic!

I'll be honest, I initially withheld concerns that his excitement would subside once I explained the sorts of menial work I'd have to start him off on but, to my relief, he took no issue in hearing that his duties would mostly revolve around wiping our patrons' hair off of the chairs, and sweeping it up from the floor.

Sharing a moment of beautiful silence, exchanging our most heartfelt of smiles and basking in this pivotal moment of his development, I placed my hand on his shoulder and said, "Son...

You are really going to have your work cut out for you."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/somenewinfo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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I recently had surgery on my knee and have been going to physical therapy every week.

It’s pivotal to my recovery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rosedj1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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