Why do they call that hat you wear in the jungle a pith helmet?

Becauthe of all the monkeeth up in the treeth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jester57
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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A friend of mine stole my orange the other day

Talk about taking the pith.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naiphe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Why did Mike Tyson send back his lemonade?

It tasted like pith.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hhowk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2017
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My dad and I bought a pomelo.

So my dad and I are trying a pomelo for the first time. He's cutting the peel off and it's quite thick. I ask:

"What's that kind of, fluffy white stuff on the inside of the peel called."

"It's called the pith." He responds

"Oh ok."

"Oh pith off!"

We stare at each other and just burst out laughing.

Good times.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Canadian_Ace
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2015
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while watching swamp people...

a hunter stabbed a gator behind his head with a knife. my dad said, "you know what they call that? a pith. and if he does it wrong, he'll really pith that gator off."

completely straight-faced, didn't even chuckle at his own joke. maybe one day I'll be that much of a natural.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vitaminj08
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2014
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