People keep saying today is pi day

But to me, March 14th will always be cake day.

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People keep saying today is Pi day

But to me, March 14th will always be cake day.

E: wow this blew up, number #2 all time on dad jokes! Thanks for all the metal, can't wait to make it rain on other redditors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anonymousamish
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How do you cremate someone who died on Pi Day?

You burn them on their funeral Ο€res

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Posting Pi on my Cake Day
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthSquidward1
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Happy pi(e) day everyone!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AristonD
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I don’t understand why people celebrate pi day

It’s irrational.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trm19
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Pi Day [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pununciation
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I had a math test and the bouns question was to put down the first three numbers of Pi to celebrate Pi day.

I guess i would rate this day a 22/7.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amigolol789
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[Thanks] for this great Pi day tshirt!
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I don't get why people are excited about Pi Day...

It's completely irrational!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patentpunk
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I starved myself all day to get ready for the pi competition

There was no pie... only people reciting pi from memory. The pie was a lie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
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Pi day joke

My substitute teacher laid this down. Short but sweet:

"I used to know a guy named pi, but we stopped talking because he just kept going on and on and on..."

groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lethalweapon100
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As I sit here eating my Pi day pie, I'm looking forward to also celebrating Tau day.

Then my desserts will have come full circle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squrr1
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I feel like I should tell some pi day puns.

I guess that may be a bit too irrational for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/132ikl
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Happy Pi Day, everybody! You know what I like to get in the mail on Pi Day?

Circulars.

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I made a joke about Pi day being an irrational holiday, and then my dad followed up with this joke;

It was suggested that I make a carrot cake today rather than a pie, but I only have a square pan. I just know that a square root cake would never work on Pi day.

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Pi Day Joke

3.14 percent of all sailors are pi rates.

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Pi day dad joked at work

My co worker asked me how many digits I can name in pi. I responded well I can name all the digits in pi, 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8, and 9 they are all in there somewhere!

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Happy pi day

I'm not celebrating pi day this year... I've only just recovered from e day on February 72nd.

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Dadjokes badge winner! One for the Pi day!

So, we were having dinner and talking about Pi day and I told them "everything relates to the circle of life", my daughter said "Dad you are not funny" and my wife said "you have become like my dad"

I think that was the ultimate badge of a dadjoker, right?

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Not an hour into Pi Day, when...

Dad: Did you take a pie into work today?

Me: No, I didn't think it was worth it.

Dad: Well, you certainly can be irrational.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stickynoteabuser
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I don’t get why people would hate pi day

It’s irrational

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