There was a meme on fb about today being blowjob and steak day. I showed it to my wife yesterday and in a joking manner said how much I'm looking fowrad to tomorrow. She jokingly said "I'm not making you a steak". I said "that's fine I'll just take the bj!" "Yeah right" she said. Tonight she asked for a massage. I asked if she would reciprocate. She said it wasn't worth it. She's reading, I'm posting. She's sad I won't give her a massage. I'm sad because I'm not sure I'm gonna survive this much longer.
I have the day off and my bf is on his way with a couple of rib eyes! Iβve known about this holiday for years but this the first year I get to cash in on it :D
It's been a long standing tradition in our household to celebrate Steak And Blowjob Day. This year, I had to go abroad for business, but I would return on March 14th. And so there I was, leaving the baggage claim, already trying to spot my wife who was supposed to pick me up from the airport. Instead, there's a gorgeous redheaded lady in a pantssuit and driver's cap holding a sign with my name on it. She escorts me to a limousine and as I get in the back I spot a beautiful lady, sipping on champagne in exquisite lingerie. "Hello dear, you look absolutely ravishing." The words barely make it out as my tongue and cheek both decide to hit the floor at the sight of this stunning woman.
"Hello, you didn't think I'd make you miss our favorite holiday?" she asks, offering me a glass as well as the limousine sets into motion. "How did you feel about my choice of driver? Is she to your liking?" "I definitely spotted her pretty quickly at the airport, she beautiful." She leans in, I can hear her breathing in my ear. "I can't tell you if the drapes match the carpet, because she had the carpet removed." She pulls back slightly to gauge my response. "We arrived at the airport early, and we decided to kill the time," she explains. She pulls out her phone. "Thought you might want to watch." She says smiling. I open the video, and I see the driver and my wife making out like a couple of horny teenagers. Rubbing each other's tits squeezing butts, pulling hair, biting on nipples before finally the driver goes down on my wife and licks her untill she starts to squirm and cums. My wife then goes on her knees, the driver sits on her shoulders with her head out the sunroof getting licked untill she starts to quiver and screamingly falls to her knees.
My wife gently puts her hand on my hard dick. "I'd ask if you liked it, didn't mind that I went ahead and had a little fun before you arrived, but I think I have my answer." The limo pulls up to a fancy hotel, my wife puts on a trenchcoat, doesn't close it all the way, "I know how much you like showing off how sexy I really am to other men", and as the three of us walk into the lobby, my wife walks up the receptionist and says "room 608, ribeye steak, rare" and off we go. We get upstairs and I immediately take a shower, I stink like you always do when you get off an airplane. As I get out of the shower, I see the steak's been brought up already, and both women are standing on opposite sides of the chair where the steak is served
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Today is the 14th of March so Steak and Blowjob Day! Ladies, remember to give your man a big juicy steak and a big juicy blowjob ;)
I know I'm looking forward to my bison, fudge pie, and fun times! Is anyone else celebrating?
Any day can be steak and a blowjob day when you have a girl without a gag reflex. Any day can be steak and a blowjob day when you have a penis that ejaculates money. Any day can be steak and a blowjob day when you have a sweet, romantic love poem from deez nuts. Any day can be steak and a blowjob day when you have making eye contact before biting off half a banana.
I don't know if Danny is a big steak guy, but come on! Is there a more Danny Sexbang-esque holiday than March 14th?
Where: South of Hanksville, Utah
When: About 3 days starting at 11 last Wednesday to around 3 this last Saturday.
Distance: I played connect the dots with my caltopo and it came out to around 40 miles.
Around 600 feet of vertical change per mile
Conditions: Night time lows were mid 20s and with highs in the low 50s
Lighterpack: https://lighterpack.com/r/pdrcdc
The report and images are combined. Mods, I couldn't find a set format, so let me know if I need to do things differently.
Day 1: https://imgur.com/a/TddOlBL
Day 2: https://imgur.com/a/ZLqGah4
Day 3: https://imgur.com/a/KSJ8YvN
Day 4: https://imgur.com/a/szW5DMD
My wife and I have treated it like a real day since we got together and it altered the way we deal with Valentine's Day now that it is counter-balanced on March 14 with S&BJ day.
V-Day is now all about the things she likes: chocolate, flowers, romantic comedies, candlelit dinner, loving sex, etc. and S&BJ Day is now all about thing I like: video games, porterhouses, cigars, bourbons, action movies, bjs, etc. Of course, there are overlapping interests in there.
Just wondering if anyone else actively plans for March 14th like we do. It came up in conversation yesterday about how much effort do we want to put into the corresponding days so that it's close to equal.
I think I'm missing out on something very important here. Where did it come from? How do I inform my SO of this holiday and then convince her I didn't make it up? (she doesn't Reddit)
