Pep Puns

A list of puns related to "Pep"

Get that extra pep in your step from this well
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👤︎ u/Crimson_Spear1
📅︎ Apr 29 2021
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Just need some caffeine pep

"One coffee please."
"I'm sorry, our coffeemachine is broken. How about a tea?"
"No thanks, I need some caffeine. Some pep see?"
"How about a Coca Cola?"

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👤︎ u/Martijngamer
📅︎ Jul 16 2018
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My brother just died of heartburn

I can't believe Gaviscon...

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👤︎ u/jdbsplashum
📅︎ Feb 11 2021
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My wife stepped in some pepper I accidentally spilt.

Put a little pep in her step.

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👤︎ u/DriftwoodResonance
📅︎ Oct 05 2020
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What’s a snowman’s favorite pizza?

Pep-brrrr-oni.

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👤︎ u/ussbutterscotch1
📅︎ Oct 12 2020
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When asked whether his former coach liked artificially flavored sugary soft drinks, Lionel Messi replied

¿Pep? ¡Sí!

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👤︎ u/klaymens
📅︎ Aug 06 2020
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Speaking of peppers...

...is called a pep talk.

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👤︎ u/OiTheRolk
📅︎ Jan 02 2020
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Granddad dad jokes the whole family

So we were visiting my grandparents, and just sitting down engaging in general conversation. Out of the blue my granddad announces "There's going to be thousands of people in Bristol tonight." My grandmother asks "Why?" He replies "Because they live there."

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👤︎ u/a_knox
📅︎ Apr 14 2014
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My daughter got me really good today... What is Michael Jackson's favorite soft drink?

Peps-hee hee.

Love her so much!

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👤︎ u/dm919
📅︎ May 20 2019
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A pepperoni fell on my shoe.

I have a pep in my step now.

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👤︎ u/RPGamer954
📅︎ Aug 28 2018
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...nothing to sneeze at...

So my daughter is the slowest person I know when it comes to getting ready for everything (especially getting ready for school). We went out to eat last week and when we were done I picked up the pepper shaker and told her that maybe I should sprinkle some in her shoes in the morning. Confused, she asks "Why?" So I says to her, I says "to put a little pep in yo step" she was not amused :/

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👤︎ u/samoerai
📅︎ Dec 19 2013
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What fluid gives you bi-polar disorder?

Pepto-Dismal

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👤︎ u/AHumanPeople
📅︎ Nov 05 2017
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Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?

...nah, it's too cheesy.

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👤︎ u/Nacimiento
📅︎ Aug 14 2013
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