Nancy Pelosi made the most epic dad joke in front of the entire nation.
She thought the State of the Union speech was tearable.
Why doesn't Nancy Pelosi use shampoo
Because the bottle says it's tear free.
Did you see Trump's speech last night?
Apparently Nancy Pelosi thought it was tearable.
My wife had the best dad joke of the year.
Obligatory formatting from cell phone sorry.
Series of events that unfolded.
Laying in bed with wife she rips the tag off her pillows and says
Wife: Iβve been meaning to do this βbye-byeβ
Me: geez Nancy pelosi
Wife : points at pillow itβs pillowsi.
Obama is a dad
From a Dallas fundraiser this week: β[Nancy Pelosi] is tough, she is smart, and she has a heart as big as Texas β even though sheβs from California,β said Obama, who opened his remarks by saying, βIβm not running for reelection. Not just because of the Constitution but also because of my wife.β
