Parker Puns

A list of puns related to "Parker"

Jurassic Parker.
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👤︎ u/awesome_smokey
📅︎ Feb 07 2021
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Peter Parker.
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👤︎ u/Cecil_the_wonderdog
📅︎ Dec 23 2020
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Peter Parker lost his photographer job at the Daily Bugle

Now he works in web development.

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👤︎ u/riversquid
📅︎ Jan 27 2021
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If Spiderman's secret identity is Peter Parker, what's his dog's secret identity?

Peter Barker

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👤︎ u/mr_love_monkey
📅︎ Nov 27 2020
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I heard that Marvel is now sponsoring Uncle Ben's rice and changing the picture to Peter Parker's uncle.

The new slogan is "With great power comes great rice possibilities."

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👤︎ u/jurassicbond
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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How does Peter Parker keep track of the number of arachnids in any given neighborhood?

He uses his spider census.

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👤︎ u/dashiellbalder
📅︎ Jul 02 2019
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My doctors name is Peter Parker.

But I just call him Web MD.

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👤︎ u/America024
📅︎ Sep 28 2018
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What was Peter Parker’s favorite drug?

Mary Jane

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👤︎ u/iTeachClassics
📅︎ Jan 09 2019
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I'm going to get a job as a valet attendant, come dressed up as Spider-Man, and introduce myself as "Peter the Parker"
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👤︎ u/TISparta217
📅︎ Jan 31 2018
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Peter Parker didn’t always want to be a super hero

He originally had dreams of being a web designer

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👤︎ u/TimHP
📅︎ Oct 15 2018
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When Mary Jane and Peter Parker hit a rough patch,

She cut off ties to spite her man.

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👤︎ u/HughJamerican
📅︎ Feb 01 2019
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Where *should* Peter Parker sell his photos of Spiderman?

The web...

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👤︎ u/g4gnr4d
📅︎ Dec 05 2018
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How does Peter Parker view porn? On his spider web.
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👤︎ u/RyanRebalkin
📅︎ Sep 30 2018
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Why does Peter Parker need lotion?

He's ashy.

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👤︎ u/errsta
📅︎ Jul 23 2018
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Would evil alternate-universe Spiderman be a bad parallel parker?
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👤︎ u/Kazhiim
📅︎ Mar 21 2014
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The true origin of Peter Parker's spider sense

With great power comes great response ability

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👤︎ u/PMmeMovieWorldTicket
📅︎ Jan 31 2018
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Comcast/Verizon is looking to buy Parker Bros. next....

So that they can have two "Monopoly"s

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👤︎ u/sasquatchent
📅︎ Aug 27 2014
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I like this one better
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👤︎ u/rocketshoe21
📅︎ Sep 08 2019
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I saw a man pushing around a cart of saltpeter, he immediately stopped when he saw someone doing something nefarious.

Or you could say the peter parker, spied a man.

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👤︎ u/Accendil
📅︎ Aug 18 2020
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What do you call your friendly neighborhood valet?

Peter Parker.

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👤︎ u/nottherealdusk
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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When Spider-Man’s twin children are learning to drive...

They’re parallel Parkers.

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👤︎ u/Gnochi
📅︎ Jun 23 2020
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What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?

Pita Parker

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👤︎ u/barcosbarcos
📅︎ May 24 2020
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What do you call a guy who believes in ethical treatment of spiders?

Peta Parker

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👤︎ u/IfuM52
📅︎ Mar 23 2020
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Im stuff

Peter Parker: Sorry i was late, i was doing stuff. MJ: Im stuff Peter Parker: omg MJ NOOO! Tony Stark: laughing Pete, your girlfriend is awesomesauce Dad: hi stuff, im dad

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👤︎ u/ducc777
📅︎ Sep 13 2019
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Who was the first web designer?

A spider.

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👤︎ u/47o9er
📅︎ Nov 11 2017
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I am very, very skilled at parking. I could probably park a car in any spot you think wouldn't be possible.

One could say I'm a hardcore parker.

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👤︎ u/PooterContributor
📅︎ Feb 21 2019
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Where does Clark Kent put his breakfast?

In a super bowl

^^^^^^yaaaaay...

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👤︎ u/Phoenix136
📅︎ Feb 01 2015
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I once knew a pen that drove a paper car which always seemed to be ripped.

He was a tearable Parker.

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👤︎ u/Maximus_Gainius
📅︎ Oct 12 2017
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Spider-Man catches a guy stealing a six-pack from a convenience store...

The guy puts down the beer and runs away. Spidey picks up the beer to take it back to the store, but he pauses. In a moment of weakness, he takes the beer home for himself.

That's how Peter Parker pinched a pack of pilfered Pilsners.

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👤︎ u/GreenSeaBreeze
📅︎ Apr 22 2017
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Certain line from The Amazing Spider-Man 2

Harry Osborne: "It's been 10 years. What have you been up to?"

Peter Parker: "I do some web design"

Made me laugh quite a bit. Can't remember if it was in the film or not, but here it is in the trailer.

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👤︎ u/PlasticSoul1297
📅︎ May 13 2014
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What do you call Spider-Man working as a valet?

Peter Parker.

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👤︎ u/iamjustlurkingrn
📅︎ May 10 2019
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What would you call Spider-Man if he was a valet?

Peter Parker.

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👤︎ u/USAneedsAJohnson
📅︎ Aug 01 2017
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If Spiderman was a valet attendant how would he introduce himself?

Hi, I'm Peter the Parker.

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👤︎ u/KM2000_THE_CHOSENONE
📅︎ Feb 01 2018
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