I have a friend with no social skills and a Ph.D in the history of palindromes.
I call him Dr. Awkward.
My friend told me, “You have a B.A., Master’s, and a Ph.D., but you still act like a moron.”
It was a third degree burn.
What do you call being roasted by a guy with Ph.D?
A 3rd Degree Burn.
Some lifeguards at the pool were doing a ph test to see how the pool was doing, and I was fascinated by it.
I thought to myself, “Dang, hydrogen is powerful”
My teacher told me to begin studying things with a pH higher than 7.
She always tells me to start with the basic stuff.
A chemical warehouse was robbed at gunpoint, the assailants cleaned out all stores of substances with pH above 7.
"All your base are belong to us"
They told me to post this here. Credits u/Gra_ph
Who has the highest pH of any MLB Hall of Famer?
Al Kaline
My coworker has to drink alkaline water to prevent IC flare-ups—the higher the pH the better.
That’s so basic.
I told them my duck was pH 8. . .
But that was a base canard.
The pH in my wife’s aquarium is too high...
...bunch of basic fishes.
My dad has a Ph.D. and M.D...
Everytime the waitress brings food to our table he shouts "Just what the doctor ordered!"
"Is that with a 'ph?'"
I was trying to find the chords for a song for my dad, but I didn't recognize the melody right off the bat either.
"What's the name of the song?"
"Westphalia Waltz."
"Is that with a 'ph?'"
"Yes...probably about 7.0."
My friend said, “You have a BA, Masters and a Ph.D., but you still act like an idiot.”
It was a third degree burn.
My friend got a Ph.D. on the History of Palindromes.
He’s now Dr. Awkward.
My friend said, “You have a BA, Masters and a Ph.D., but you still act like an idiot.”
It was a third degree burn.
My Redditor friend just got his Ph.D. on the history of palindromes.
He is now Dr.Awkward.
