But she refused to give me one.
I call it a Dad-a-Base
I just close my eyes and pretend it's not there
It's a no brainer.
I use the date of birth of a person I know. For example from Margarete von Henneberg. Nobody knows her. So how should someone get my password 1234?
I thought he would give me glasses, but he said he had a better solution and suddenly squirted ketchup into my eyes!
I was about to object, then realized I could see perfectly! I asked him how it worked, and he shrugged and said...
"Heinz-sight is 20/20"
It's a long term solution.
You're either a solid or a gas.
(Jimmy Carr)
He doesn’t drink, it's just that he's really bad at crossword puzzles...
Only a Sith deals in crab solutes.
The answer is always whole-sum
That was the solution!
is usually salt water.
Unless you run a bakery.
Anne Hathaway.
It has it’s frozen cons.
Alcohol.
I told them to go to the corner of the room cuz it is 90 degrees
Arrested
If only I could remember what it was....
Mathemagician
My dad worked in construction for most of his life, and because he worked with his hands, he sacrificed many watches. But if you don't have a watch, how are you to tell time? My dad has a great sense of humor and is always thinking of new ways to do things to make them more practical or thinking of ways to change things to make them work better for him. So after spending way too much money on a heavy duty watch that inevitably broke on him, he came up with a better solution.
He used the working part of a clock and stuck it on the inside rim of his hat, so if he wanted to know what the time was, he just had to look up. Simple. And the way his hat was, you couldn't see the clock when looking at him unless you were underneath him and looking up.
And then came the funny part. Every time he was asked what time it was, he would look up at the sun, scan the horizon, pretend to do a math equation in his head, and tell them the exact time down to the minute. I've witnessed him doing this a few times but never gave it away. The look of surprise and confusion this gave people was priceless.
My dad had done other funny things like this, but this was by far the funniest.
"Sedimentary, my dear Watson."
He graduated with his Ph7.
Alcohol is a solution.
"...but it’s worth a shot."
Buy-no-meal theorem.
killyourshelf
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Have you ever seen a monkey with a zit in it's face?
Solved her problems with her pencil.
Then your are part of the precipitate.
If only I could remember what it was...
then you are not soluble.
