Ph Scale Puns

A list of puns related to "Ph Scale"

My wife said on a scale of 1 to 10, she rates me an 11

I was so happy but then she told me it was a pH scale because I’m basic as hell.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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The teacher is too salty

Teacher: What is below 7 in the pH scale?
Student: Acids.
Teacher: Good. What is above 7?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Clearly you don't know the basic!

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👤︎ u/099nightwalker
📅︎ May 27 2020
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