My son was being very noisy attaching cross-laced string to an oval frame. I had to tell him...

Stop making that racket.

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👤︎ u/AlRedux
📅︎ Jan 01 2020
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My office space is a cubicle, president of the United States has an oval.

Someone has been cutting corners.

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👤︎ u/Lum1nar
📅︎ Jul 31 2018
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Why does it stink in the Oval Office?

Because Trump loves Putin.

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👤︎ u/rd9777
📅︎ Dec 18 2017
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My students are catching on...

Today I took a class out onto the oval to investigate the strength of radio signals in different situations. For one, we wrapped a radio in foil and as I was unwrapping it a student commented that they hoped there was food inside.

I finished opening it and said 'oh man, it's a radio - mum must really hate me' to which another student replied 'I know, it's not even a ham radio...'

Was so proud!

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👤︎ u/D-Nizzle
📅︎ May 06 2014
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Donald and Melania Trump Invite Hillary and Bill Clinton to a tour of their redecorated white house.

Donald wants to show off how he changed everything since Bill was president. he shows them all the golden oval office and wants to show Hillary his new situation room and leads her out leaving Bill and Melania alone. After a few minutes Donald and Hillary return to find Bill and Melania having sex on his desk. Hillary shouts "Bill how could you!?" Bill turns and says "Let's be honest this isn't the first time that you caught me having sex in the oval office. At least this time it's with the first lady."

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👤︎ u/Unthgod
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