He said “Nah, that’s a freebie”
"That's okay," I said, "I think they accept split bills."
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These are the Pie rates of the Caribbean
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It was the Fred Schneider cut. Oops!
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When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.
When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!
In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.
A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?
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They call him the Dad Joker
..it came with no attachments.
But oops, I did it again.
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But nobody got it because I messed up the delivery.
Magma
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it's not great but it puts food on the table.
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* edit: Oops, seems like the control key on my keyboard isn't working
I'm sorry I oops'd up.
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Dad: You told me to change the baby.
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My dad turns to me and says, "Oops, Premature Ecapulation."
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