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A list of puns related to "One (pronoun)"
Her/she.
I was testing my daughter over dinner tonight..
What is an Adjective? I asked.
Daughter: it describes something.
What is a noun?
Daughter: A person, place, or thing.
What is a pronoun?
Daughter:.... I don't remember...
Me: "It's a person, place, or thing that does that for a living."
My wife actually laughed out loud at this one! first time she's ever laughed at a dad joke! Once I explained it my daughter just groaned in agony. I'm so proud... of myself!
It's Dinner time-
3y.o.: "Papa you spoon." ( which translates to - please feed me).
Me: "You spoon, I'm busy forking."
3y.o.: "Papa, fork yourself."
edit- Thank you for all the love. Forgot to mention the 3y.o. in question is a she.
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