Somebody threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at my head.

It's OK though as my injuries are only super fish oil.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Did you know that fish are a great source of omega 3, which is great for helping the brain function?

...Just some food for thought.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EtoStui
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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I was wondering if this group could help me come up with puns for my husbands promotion watch. It’s an omega speedmaster. He loves puns and I am truest bad at them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pellersheila
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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Omega F.

I asked my dad his best dad joke and he said, "you".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zeebleee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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I ran out of my Omega 3 supplement so I went to the store. The attendant was rude and threw the bottle at me as hard as he could

Fortunately, my injuries were super fish oil

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Somebody just threw a jar of omega-3 tablets at my head.

Don’t worry, my injuries are super fish oil.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GingerWookie95
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2018
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Someone threw a bottle of extra strength Omega-3 capsules at me earlier today

Luckily, my injuries were just superfishoil

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BXCellent
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2017
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Yesterday someone hit me with a bottle of Omega-3 pills

Luckily, my wounds were only super fish oil

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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I was hit by a bottle of Omega-3 capsules

Luckily, I only suffered super fish oil injuries

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshPlaysUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Someone just threw a bottle of Omega-3 and it hit my forehead

I have super fish oil injuries.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 at me...

Luckily the injuries are only super fish oil.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jxwtf585
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me.

Luckily my injury’s were only super fish oil.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoshForce
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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Someone threw a bottle of Omega 3 at me.

Luckily my injuries are only super fish oil.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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Somebody threw a bunch of Omega 3 tabletsvat me...

It's OK though, I just received some super fish oil injuries...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aabesh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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Someone threw a bottle of Omega-3 vitamins at me, but I'm okay...

... the wounds were super fish oil.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mxwp
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2017
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Somebody just threw a massive bottle of Omega 3 capsules at me

I only have super fish oil injuries and I'm lucky I wasn't krilled!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jackjones50
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me!

Luckily, my injuries were only Super Fish Oil.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neoblog
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2017
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Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me!

Luckily, my injuries were only Super Fish Oil.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emmajhtr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2018
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Someone threw a bottle of omega-3 capsules at me.

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeseheadDave
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2018
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I threw a bottle of Omega 3 cod liver oil pills at my son earlier...

His injuries are nothing more than super fish oil

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peter_j_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2016
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me today.

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kubrick_Fan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2015
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