25 Hilarious Omega 3 Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil

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👤︎ u/justbeatitTTD

📅︎ Jan 06 2021

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Did you know that fish are a great source of omega 3, which is great for helping the brain function?

...Just some food for thought.

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👤︎ u/EtoStui

📅︎ Dec 12 2020

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Somebody threw a bunch of Omega 3 tabletsvat me...

It's OK though, I just received some super fish oil injuries...

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👤︎ u/aabesh

📅︎ Jul 17 2019

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I ran out of my Omega 3 supplement so I went to the store. The attendant was rude and threw the bottle at me as hard as he could

Fortunately, my injuries were super fish oil

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👤︎ u/Chateau512

📅︎ Jun 13 2019

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Somebody just threw a massive bottle of Omega 3 capsules at me

I only have super fish oil injuries and I'm lucky I wasn't krilled!

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👤︎ u/Jackjones50

📅︎ Jul 13 2019

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Somebody just threw a jar of omega-3 tablets at my head.

Don’t worry, my injuries are super fish oil.

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👤︎ u/GingerWookie95

📅︎ Aug 28 2018

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Someone threw a bottle of extra strength Omega-3 capsules at me earlier today

Luckily, my injuries were just superfishoil

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👤︎ u/BXCellent

📅︎ Jun 29 2017

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I just sold my collection of Swiss watches to a friend in Mexico City.

Adios Omegas.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jul 19 2019

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I sent my collection of Swiss watches to friends in Mexico, but they got lost.

Adios Omegas.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jul 09 2018

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Science or God

I saw a man today with an lower case Alpha tattoo on one arm and an upper case Omega tattoo on the other.

I was going to tell him about the mistake but decided he'd probabily be resistant to any input

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👤︎ u/Ozmandiuss

📅︎ Jun 08 2016

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What would vegetables say if they were God?

I am the Alfalfa and the Omega.

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👤︎ u/roasticle

📅︎ Jan 31 2016

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Yesterday someone hit me with a bottle of Omega-3 pills

Luckily, my wounds were only super fish oil

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👤︎ u/professorf

📅︎ Dec 07 2020

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I was hit by a bottle of Omega-3 capsules

Luckily, I only suffered super fish oil injuries

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👤︎ u/JoshPlaysUltimate

📅︎ Aug 25 2020

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Someone just threw a bottle of Omega-3 and it hit my forehead

I have super fish oil injuries.

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👤︎ u/bobturkeyisaturkey

📅︎ Jul 14 2020

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Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 at me...

Luckily the injuries are only super fish oil.

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👤︎ u/jxwtf585

📅︎ Oct 05 2019

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me.

Luckily my injury’s were only super fish oil.

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👤︎ u/HoshForce

📅︎ Feb 23 2019

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Someone threw a bottle of Omega 3 at me.

Luckily my injuries are only super fish oil.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat

📅︎ Jul 07 2019

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Someone threw a bottle of Omega-3 vitamins at me, but I'm okay...

... the wounds were super fish oil.

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👤︎ u/mxwp

📅︎ Dec 27 2017

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Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me!

Luckily, my injuries were only Super Fish Oil.

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👤︎ u/neoblog

📅︎ Feb 23 2017

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Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me!

Luckily, my injuries were only Super Fish Oil.

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👤︎ u/Emmajhtr

📅︎ Feb 24 2018

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Someone threw a bottle of omega-3 capsules at me.

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil.

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👤︎ u/CheeseheadDave

📅︎ Feb 26 2018

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I threw a bottle of Omega 3 cod liver oil pills at my son earlier...

His injuries are nothing more than super fish oil

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👤︎ u/peter_j_

📅︎ Aug 15 2016

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me today.

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil.

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👤︎ u/Kubrick_Fan

📅︎ Feb 19 2015

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Dad just texted me this, caused a mass groan when I read it out to the people I was with

Someone ~~through~~ threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me. Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil

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👤︎ u/BetweenTheCheeks

📅︎ Apr 02 2014

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I lost my collection of Swiss watches while traveling through Madrid.

Adios, Omegas.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jan 22 2019

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