Wyoming?

Why Not Oming!?

Note: just saw a friend on Facebook say this to their kid. Sorry if it's been shared before.

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📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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Bit of a stretch, but has potential if said differently...

"Do you know the alphabet?"

"No, I'm a beta."

"OMeGa"

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📅︎ Apr 14 2019
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Caught me off guard while we talking about my brother.

Me: I think [brother] needs to get away from electronics a little bit more.

Dad: He doesn't want to leave electronics. He's building an electronic girlfriend... She's a little short wired though.

[ome and a half second pause]

We both burst out laughing [4]

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📅︎ Dec 20 2014
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