Octo Puns

A list of puns related to "Octo"

My octopus got loose in a football field.

It took ten tackles to catch him.

(not sure if this has been said before, but I just thought of it)

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👤︎ u/brandspanker95
📅︎ Apr 22 2021
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

ten-tickles

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👤︎ u/shaystibelman
📅︎ Sep 29 2020
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Guess what creatures can add 8+3.14159

OctoPi

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👤︎ u/lfantine
📅︎ Aug 21 2020
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How do you calculate the surface area of a cephalopod?

Using octoPi

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👤︎ u/carlitos_segway
📅︎ Jan 18 2020
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What sound does 8 sheep make?

Octo-bah

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👤︎ u/sam22lr_son
📅︎ Oct 07 2019
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What do you call a bathroom with an octopus inside?

Octo-pied

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👤︎ u/somewhereslow
📅︎ Apr 16 2018
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What is the plural form of octopus?

Octo 3.14

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👤︎ u/qwerty_38
📅︎ Dec 02 2017
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So, your cat lost one of his lives?

I guess now he's an octo-puss.

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👤︎ u/teatimetibbons
📅︎ Oct 15 2015
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Octo puss.

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👤︎ u/Genekid
📅︎ Aug 20 2015
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What do sharks eat for Thanksgiving dessert?

Octo-pie

...Octopi...?

pusses?

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👤︎ u/Octagon_Time_Machine
📅︎ Mar 18 2017
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Wife and two strangers

Was at food truck event this evening. After getting our food we sat at a table with a couple we meet while in line. My wife and the other lady were talking. The lady asks my wife a question but she had just taken a bite of grilled octopus. I know the answer so I chime in. I then apologize for my wife stating she was pre-octo-pied and could not answer for herself.

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👤︎ u/nineteenhand
📅︎ Jan 12 2015
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What does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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👤︎ u/Xioola
📅︎ Oct 24 2013
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