What is the difference between a cat on a couch and a dim witted cow?

One is a cat loaf and the other is a cattle oaf.

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I was able to finally make my baked dough come to life, but it was clumsy...

It was an oaf of bread.

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📅︎ May 24 2020
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What do you call a healthcare worker that doesn’t self-isolate after contracting COVID-19?

A hippocritic oaf.

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