I finally got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts.
I won't lie, it was a rocky road.
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︎ May 06 2021
Whatβs the most disgusting type of nut?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
Nuts
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︎ May 01 2021
Which mountains have the best nuts?
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︎ May 03 2021
I'm going to start a brew pub that also offers raisins, nuts and oats.
I'll call it the Granola Bar.
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︎ Apr 29 2021
What do you call a nut using the restroom?
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︎ Apr 30 2021
I always called it the βfast nutβ but okay
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︎ Mar 26 2021
Next time I'm on a roller coaster, I'm bringing some nuts and bolts with me.
When nearly on the top, scream with a panic voice at the guy infront, "LOOK BRO, THESE FELL OUT OF YOUR SEAT."
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︎ Apr 18 2021
Banana nut bread is the craziest food.
If it ain't bananas, it's nuts.
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︎ Apr 06 2021
When going on a roller coaster, bring some screws and nuts with you.
When it's half way up, scream at the people in the front seats, "SHIT DUDE, THESE JUST CAME OFF FROM YOUR SEATS. "
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︎ Mar 28 2021
What's the difference between Beer Nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are $1.50 but deer nuts are under a buck
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︎ Feb 27 2021
Those parents must be nuts
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︎ Nov 25 2020
What did the nut say when his allergies started?
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︎ Mar 04 2021
What kind of tree nut is best to take out on the boat for an all day fishing trip?
A Pecan
but only if you pronounce it "pee can"
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︎ Feb 25 2021
My left nut thinks it's much better than my right nut...
He can be very egotesticle.
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︎ Jan 27 2021
What are the holiest nuts?
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︎ Feb 13 2021
Busted a nut...
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Now that Donald Trump is no longer President, the United States is experiencing post-nut clarity.
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︎ Jan 26 2021
What's a PokΓ©mon's favourite type of nut?
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︎ Feb 16 2021
Facepalm nut
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Where did the nut keep his money?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
I was eating mixed nuts with my girlfriend
... when one accidentally fell out of my mouth and into the nut bowl. My girlfriend then asked: "So if I find a wet nut in there, I'm just supposed to act ca-shew?"
Yeah, I'm definitely putting a ring on her.
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︎ Jan 24 2021
Did you know Pecans are one of the most positive type of nuts out there...
Else, theyβd be called Pecants
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︎ Jan 25 2021
I joined to pieces of metal today without nuts and bolts or welding
The whole process was riveting
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︎ Jan 06 2021
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...
I'll see myself out
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︎ Sep 30 2020
That's nuts
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︎ Dec 22 2020
What is the angriest nut?
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︎ Sep 24 2020
My 6 year old gave occupations to the Planters Mixed Nuts.
Cashews are bankers.
Peanuts are urologists.
And Chestnuts are plastic surgeons.
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︎ Oct 23 2020
I held the nuts in a poker game once,
It meant a great deal to me.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
What did one nut say while chasing the other nut?
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Nut car
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︎ Oct 28 2020
People ask me how I cope with No Nut November...
Its easy, anytime I even think about eating a nut, I have a wank instead!
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Do you know why Aldiβs doesnβt sell its own brand of nuts?
Because itβs would be called Aldiβs Nuts
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︎ Jul 31 2020
What nut is always begging for attention?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
What is the wealthiest nut?
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︎ Oct 21 2020
What is a scholarβs favourite kind of nut?
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︎ Oct 11 2020
What was the name of the Egyptian that was buried with chocolate and nuts?
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︎ Apr 14 2020
What kind of nuts only accept credit card payments?
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︎ Aug 12 2020
Which is the grand master of nuts?
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︎ Oct 04 2020
What kind of nut is attached to the ceiling?
A Wall-nut.
From my 8 year old son tonight. I am so proud.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
I used to work at a nut farm
The work conditions were great but the salary was peanuts
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︎ May 28 2020
Whatβs the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
One is $1.29 and the other is under a buck
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︎ Feb 19 2021
What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts
Beer nuts are a $1:37. Deer nuts are under a buck.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
(very slightly vulgar) Whatβs the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
Beer nuts are just over five dollars, deer nuts are only under a buck.
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︎ Jul 09 2020
Nuts
Beer nuts for sale $ 1:25 per bag Deer nuts under a Buck
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︎ Oct 15 2020
Whatβs the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are around $1.25 and deer nuts are just under a buck.
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︎ Jun 10 2020
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