Weapon of Mars destruction.
They thought it was gonna be a blast
Does he have no Seoul
A fallout
Cowboom
I would tell you more agricultural jokes but I don't have any udders
It was kimpossible
Brother, Dad, and I are in the kitchen.
Brother: "Nuke the Chinese!!"
He then proceeded to put our Chinese food in the microwave.
They got nuked, and shouted "Oman!"
Neil deGrasse Tyson was talking about how the earliest fish had no eyes, to which my dad responded "I guess they were just fsh."
The president, hiding in a secret bunker, ordered the city to be nuked to contain the outbreak, killing both zombies and civilians in the area.
After the strike, he went to celebrate with his wife, but she was sad.
"Honey, we just ended the zombie epidemic. Why are you sad?" he asked.
She responded: "You killed millions of civilians. How can I be happy if you no longer have a Seoul?"
I was microwaving some leftovers that happened to contain mushrooms, and I forgot to cover them. Naturally, they coated the inside of the microwave. I described it as a nuclear explosion, and my brother responds with "did it make a mushroom cloud?"
I was proud
Edit: typo
Send nukes.
From Jean Schulz's AMA today, a real gem.
When asked why there were no adults in Peanuts he would reply....
The president, hiding in a secret bunker, ordered the city to be nuked to contain the outbreak, killing both zombies and civilians in the area.
After the strike, he went to celebrate with his wife, but she was sad.
"Honey, we just ended the zombie epidemic. Why are you sad?" he asked.
She responded: "You killed millions of civilians. How can I be happy if you no longer have a Seoul?"
SEND NUKES
