U2 is having a concert in northern Ireland.
Halfway through the show, the music stops and Bono stands middle stage clapping his hands every few seconds.
"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies"
Without missing a beat, from somewhere in the front of the crowd a man bellows out in a thick Irish accent: "Well stop fucking doing it ya evil bastard!"
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︎ Jun 15 2020
A group of German geologists recently made an interesting discovery within a mountain range of northern Italy
The team unearthed a layer of rock tessellations resembling a violin as viewed from behind.
As of yet they have no name for this strata variance.
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︎ May 12 2020
You canβt spell the northern most Scandinavian country without the letter βRβ.
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︎ May 04 2020
Why do the subway drivers in a northern Italian city keep quitting?
They find it too hard to work under Brescia
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︎ Apr 21 2020
A company that makes powerful pick up trucks in a northern city of England started by a famous Icelandic electronic pop artist.
It's BjΓΆrk's York Torque Corp.
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︎ Nov 27 2019
Those northern canadians can smell a liar a mile away
And they wont have Nunavut
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︎ Jan 21 2020
What part of northern Canada is habitable?
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︎ Dec 23 2019
British police confirm that an entire northern town has gone missing
unfortunately, they have no Leeds
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︎ May 17 2017
What did Justin Timberlake say when the lead singer of Weezer asked him to name a major peninsula on the northern coast of the Black Sea?
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︎ Sep 24 2019
I took my gf Alice to see the Northern lights
She didnβt seem interested, so I asked...
Does the Aurora BoreyouAlice?
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︎ May 16 2018
If Southern California is called SoCal, why donβt we call Northern California...
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︎ Jul 05 2019
When Northern Europe was bartering for its land, all they wanted was a little something to Sweden the deal.
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︎ Jul 29 2019
My friend caught hypothermia while painting outdoor scenes in Northern Canada.
Everyone thinks he needed a second coat.
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︎ Mar 13 2019
While hiking thru the Northern Canadian Rocky Mountains, I came upon a large member of the deer family...
I thought I might have to fight for my life, but fortunately it had to "va-moose".
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︎ Mar 13 2019
What Jewish light phenomenon occurs in the northern sky?
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︎ Dec 03 2018
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︎ Oct 24 2015
I was sunbathing in Northern Spain when a local came up to me and gave me a bowl of soup.
It was a Basque bask bisque.
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︎ Jul 28 2018
Why are people in Northern Asia so stressed out?
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︎ Apr 26 2018
My new neighbor tried to convince me he was originally from Northern Canada...
But I was having Nunavut.
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︎ Jan 25 2018
Did you hear about the guy who was sick and tired of living in northern Canada?
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︎ Jun 09 2015
Uncle took an Alaskan cruise. Asked how it was to see the Northern Lights
He said, βit gave me chillsβ
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︎ Apr 09 2018
German-English baroque music played across northern Texas.
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︎ Feb 12 2017
I heard they're wanting to change the name of the Northern Lights
They're looking for an Aurora Bore-alias.
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︎ Apr 24 2018
I just watched this wonderful and touching movie about a chef in Northern China.
Set in Northern China, this movie follows the rite of passage of a jaded, aimless Chinese chef who falls in love with a worn out cooking pan that he and his friends once scorned. The two develop a powerful and inspirational relationship in which they discover truths about cooking that take most people a lifetime to learn. It's called A Wok to Remember
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︎ Sep 07 2016
What if Santa is really from northern Poland, and people just got confused when he said he was North Polish?
Tried this in /r/Showerthoughts but it didn't go over well...maybe too much of a pun?
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︎ Dec 23 2015
What do you call the Northern Lights after you get tired of watching them?
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︎ Nov 08 2017
Which piece of my deck furniture originated in Northern Africa?
Moroccan Chair.
Came up with this just now and made my girlfriend roll her eyes at me. Not a dad myself, but I hope you appreciate some OC!
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︎ Aug 29 2013
I tried to get my girlfriend to go with me on a vacation to northern Canada...
But she wasn't having Nunavut.
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︎ Dec 16 2014
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A Northern fairytale begins with "Once upon a time..." A Southern fairytale begins with"Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit!"
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︎ Jul 25 2016
Last week in Warsaw the government asked its people how they felt about an expedition to stick large metal rods in the northern and southern ends of the globe.
it was the Poll of Poles on the pole poles.
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