U2 is having a concert in northern Ireland.

Halfway through the show, the music stops and Bono stands middle stage clapping his hands every few seconds. "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies" Without missing a beat, from somewhere in the front of the crowd a man bellows out in a thick Irish accent: "Well stop fucking doing it ya evil bastard!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/facts_my_guyy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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A group of German geologists recently made an interesting discovery within a mountain range of northern Italy

The team unearthed a layer of rock tessellations resembling a violin as viewed from behind.

As of yet they have no name for this strata variance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raidenisme
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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You can’t spell the northern most Scandinavian country without the letter β€œR”.

There would be No_way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LouieNet
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Why do the subway drivers in a northern Italian city keep quitting?

They find it too hard to work under Brescia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vabune
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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A company that makes powerful pick up trucks in a northern city of England started by a famous Icelandic electronic pop artist.

It's BjΓΆrk's York Torque Corp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dhdoctor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Those northern canadians can smell a liar a mile away

And they wont have Nunavut

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What part of northern Canada is habitable?

Nunavut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thats_Folked_Up
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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British police confirm that an entire northern town has gone missing

unfortunately, they have no Leeds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demon969
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2017
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What did Justin Timberlake say when the lead singer of Weezer asked him to name a major peninsula on the northern coast of the Black Sea?

Crimea, Rivers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/underdog_rox
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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I took my gf Alice to see the Northern lights

She didn’t seem interested, so I asked...

Does the Aurora BoreyouAlice?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blame-runner
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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If Southern California is called SoCal, why don’t we call Northern California...

Diet?

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When Northern Europe was bartering for its land, all they wanted was a little something to Sweden the deal.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/callenreese
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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My friend caught hypothermia while painting outdoor scenes in Northern Canada.

Everyone thinks he needed a second coat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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While hiking thru the Northern Canadian Rocky Mountains, I came upon a large member of the deer family...

I thought I might have to fight for my life, but fortunately it had to "va-moose".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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What Jewish light phenomenon occurs in the northern sky?

Menorah borealis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HHStorm21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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The flags of Northern Europe ipfs.pics/QmfEgrnja9ajfD6…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dachewie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2015
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I was sunbathing in Northern Spain when a local came up to me and gave me a bowl of soup.

It was a Basque bask bisque.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToroZuzuX
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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Why are people in Northern Asia so stressed out?

They're always Russian

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My new neighbor tried to convince me he was originally from Northern Canada...

But I was having Nunavut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_DavidH_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2018
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Did you hear about the guy who was sick and tired of living in northern Canada?

He wanted Nunavut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dye_Fledermau5
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2015
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Uncle took an Alaskan cruise. Asked how it was to see the Northern Lights

He said, β€œit gave me chills”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hutimuti
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2018
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German-English baroque music played across northern Texas.

Texan Pan-Handel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2017
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I heard they're wanting to change the name of the Northern Lights

They're looking for an Aurora Bore-alias.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rwaynick
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2018
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I just watched this wonderful and touching movie about a chef in Northern China.

Set in Northern China, this movie follows the rite of passage of a jaded, aimless Chinese chef who falls in love with a worn out cooking pan that he and his friends once scorned. The two develop a powerful and inspirational relationship in which they discover truths about cooking that take most people a lifetime to learn. It's called A Wok to Remember

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What if Santa is really from northern Poland, and people just got confused when he said he was North Polish?

Tried this in /r/Showerthoughts but it didn't go over well...maybe too much of a pun?

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What do you call the Northern Lights after you get tired of watching them?

Aurora Bore-alis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hansenator
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2017
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Which piece of my deck furniture originated in Northern Africa?

Moroccan Chair.

Came up with this just now and made my girlfriend roll her eyes at me. Not a dad myself, but I hope you appreciate some OC!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeauxoxo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2013
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I tried to get my girlfriend to go with me on a vacation to northern Canada...

But she wasn't having Nunavut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sax45
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2014
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What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?

A Northern fairytale begins with "Once upon a time..." A Southern fairytale begins with"Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit!"

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Last week in Warsaw the government asked its people how they felt about an expedition to stick large metal rods in the northern and southern ends of the globe.

it was the Poll of Poles on the pole poles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zeinshver
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2014
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