North Texas Puns

A list of puns related to "North Texas"

Some people say the land North of Texas is pretty rough

But I think it's OK

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👤︎ u/TheyCallMeDrAsshole
📅︎ Jan 10 2020
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ringolio comments on [North Texas] Found this guy and a smaller, lighter colored one on my car after a short but hard rain reddit.com/r/whatsthisbug…
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👤︎ u/khayber
📅︎ Nov 11 2015
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Ooh that’s on point
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👤︎ u/crumble-bee
📅︎ Jan 09 2021
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(Question/advice) Subway accidentally gave me the wrong sandwich in the drive thru, how do I go about getting a refund without my receipt?

Damn! Wrong sub again!

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👤︎ u/silenoz_676
📅︎ Aug 31 2016
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The first time my dad met my mom

It was over 30 years ago and they were both in the army.

Dad: "So, where are you from?"

Mom: "I'm from Maine."

Dad: "I'm from Maine, too!"

Mom: "No way! Which part?"

Dad: "Main part of Texas."

She always jokes that she should have walked away at that moment. :-)

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👤︎ u/Lizonya2013
📅︎ Sep 27 2013
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Just because I'm a childless female doesn't mean I can't dad joke.

Background: My SO and I were at a flea market in LA the other day where there were food trucks scattered about. The one we chose to eat at specialized in grilled cheese (my favorite food). They had a sign saying they would cater special events... I asked how far of a radius they would travel. Cheese Griller: We actually have a few trucks between here and Texas. Me: None in North Carolina? Cheese Griller: Nope. Me: Well... are you looking for any francheesors?

SO immediately disowned me and walked away.

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👤︎ u/lliz
📅︎ Jun 18 2014
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