I'm an atheist 11 months out of the year, but in December...
I'm eggnogstic
I'm not sure if I like egg nog or not.
I guess I'm egg-nogstic.
I just realized nothing starts with "n" and ends with "g"
Go ahead, prove me wrong
Did you know Japan has their own line of Eggnog?
They export it from Nog-asaki
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall. Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.
His winter, however, was nog so great.
What did the Ferengi cannibal have for breakfast?
Egg Nog
My dad loves Christmas carols.
Every year on Christmas we'll have Nat King Cole playing through the house and eventually "The Christmas Song" comes on. Without fail, Dad belts...
"Chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Jack Frost nosing at your nips."
Every year.
dad joked my dad last night.
Getting into the christmas spirit, i went out and bought some eggnog, i was drinking it last night. my dad walked into the kitchen as was watching me drink it.
dad- 'god, that looks disgusting, how could you drink something that is made of egg?'
me- 'have you had it?'
dad- 'no'
me- 'well, you shouldn't nog it till you try it'
Nothing starts with an N and ends with a G.
Change my mind.
Nog Nog
Nog Nog.
Who's there?
Egg...
Egg who?
Egg knock!
